New van

He'll be gone soon enough. Tomorrow in fact. The first to go.

Then he'll be sending his little emails to admin....'Excuse me Danny, but I think I've been accidentally deleted.'

But it won't be Danny reading it, will it? It'll be ME
Gulp................oh s**t......................you havent seen all that other stuff I said about you as well.
 
No I'm a lesbian

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Who the fcuk goes plastering in a hearse?

(I was going to say who goes to work in a hearse, but undertakers, obviously. And you)

But why, man? Why?
My missus dont drive so I like a nice van no crime no one got hurt
 
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