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Cockney1

Well-Known Member
How many snouts have you had so far?
Like Nick Cotton. Giz a fag ma
First one of a morning opens you up, Probably smoke 3 a day. Far too busy for all that puffing every cuppa b*ll***s! I do enjoy a few when having a booze though :birra:
 

leefaithfull

Well-Known Member
Piss off, you only don’t smoke because your too tight to pay £13 a packet.
i smoke like a chimney, spesh with bifter in it,,drink beer like a fish,,snort like al pacino,,got to die of something aint ya,,anyway watching prof Brian Cox,s universe bbc2 last night we are all gunna get sucked up by a blackhole so f**k it im going to fill my boots
 

superspread

Well-Known Member
i smoke like a chimney, spesh with bifter in it,,drink beer like a fish,,snort like al pacino,,got to die of something aint ya,,anyway watching prof Brian Cox,s universe bbc2 last night we are all gunna get sucked up by a blackhole so f**k it im going to fill my boots
You must be earning a grand a day
 

John j

Mono Don
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
 

leefaithfull

Well-Known Member
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
come springtime and she starts turning over her borders WAALLLOOOPPPP
 

hollybank

Private Member
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
Wow utter filth
Typical decorators
Dirty bastards
 

Cockney1

Well-Known Member
Get up an hour earlier and empty yourself before you leave!
johnny manziel smile GIF
 

Casper

Private Member
non monsiuer,,,,just learnt to keep me outgoings low,,no mortgage no bills at all, no debt,,no missus ,,tbh i live a very selfish life, its all about me haha
I’m surprised you’ve even got internet! Or have you blagged your council neighbours password?
 

Casper

Private Member
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
Sounds like proper t**t. lol
 
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