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[leefaithfull]

anyone else on here come across this,,vileist smell ever,,,a quick spray as you walk past cupboard where sparky is working and watch from a distance,,word of warning can cause punch ups

 

[smoother09]

Don't see joke shops anymore probably still loads in blackpool!

 

[leefaithfull]

Don't see joke shops anymore probably still loads in blackpool!

health and safety gone bent mate,,,you get this stuff online,,you must get this bottle though the rest of them are s**t (scuse the pun),,imagine sticking ya nose up a sweaty irish groundworkers arse,,, 5 times as bad id say

 

[S a plastering]

Don't need that when I drop my back F*****g run

 

[Stevieo]

Don't need that when I drop my back F*****g run

I stopped a band playing here once.

 

[leefaithfull]

Don't need that when I drop my back F*****g run

ya got to be discreet,like i said it can cause a punchup,spray and go,,watch from afar,,if you can control ya giggles walk back past them and say "cor f**k me have you shat yaself mush",,walk on

 

[John j]

You can buy the old stink bombs on amazon

 

[Stewie03]

Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him

 

[superspread]

Don't see joke shops anymore probably still loads in blackpool!

And at Elland rd there’s at least 11

 

[leefaithfull]

You can buy the old stink bombs on amazon

remember them well,,very eggy,,but this stuff mate takes ya breathe away

 

[leefaithfull]

Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him

a strangers turd in your own surroundings really gets your territory nasals going

 

[Stewie03]

a strangers turd in your own surroundings really gets your territory nasals going

You ain't wrong mate can't complain its karma for the amount of shots I've done on customers toilets

 

[John j]

And at Elland rd there’s at least 11

Ohhhh cold

 

[John j]

Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him

Got to s**t ye got to s**t

 

[leefaithfull]

You ain't wrong mate can't complain its karma for the amount of shots I've done on customers toilets

ever had the one that is determined not to be flushed because of their outdated olive green suite

 

[John j]

ever had the one that is determined not to be flushed because of their outdated olive green suite

Arrrrrrrrr the embarrassing 3 flusher .

 

[leefaithfull]

Arrrrrrrrr the embarrassing 3 flusher .

yarp,,flustered to f**k,,,

 

[John j]

yarp,,flustered to f**k,,,

You always flush to early for second flush . Best to wait and put a bit of paper down to give it a bit of weight

 

[leefaithfull]

You always flush to early for second flush . Best to wait and put a bit of paper down to give it a bit of weight

or try stabbing it with the olive green loo brush making more mess now and a possible blockage n overflow,,all in vane really cos uve been in there so long when you leave the stench follows you like the jet stream around the house

 

[John j]

or try stabbing it with the olive green loo brush making more mess now and a possible blockage n overflow,,all in vane really cos uve been in there so long when you leave the stench follows you like the jet stream around the house

Builder came in job other day. He says have you had a s**t. I said if you need to go you go . He said you could of opened window. Of He goes and opens window . I said I can't even smell owt

 

[leefaithfull]

Builder came in job other day. He says have you had a s**t. I said if you need to go you go . He said you could of opened window. Of He goes and opens window . I said I can't even smell owt

like i said to the other fella on here earlier,,,a strangers turd gets ya terrortorial nasals flaring,,its like hippos and lions

 

[superspread]

Or you have a dump and there’s no toilet brush, meanwhile you’ve left the pan like a plasteres radio

 

[John j]

Or you have a dump and there’s no toilet brush, meanwhile you’ve left the pan like a plasteres radio

I have to go every morning of arriving on job by half hour . One builder says I got a toilet fetish

 

[leefaithfull]

Or you have a dump and there’s no toilet brush, meanwhile you’ve left the pan like a plasteres radio

deseperate times invoke desperate measures mate ,,a good wad of shat paper rolled round hand and give it a bit of seeing to trying to avoid being sick erstwhile,,,stressful times indeed

 

[leefaithfull]

I have to go every morning of arriving on job by half hour . One builder says I got a toilet fetish

you might have mate,,,its a power thing i think shatting in someone elses house

 

[The Hobo]

Don't see joke shops anymore probably still loads in blackpool!

F*****g Blackpools a joke its like bieng in glasgow in summer nothing but tartan hats and ginger hair

 

[Casper]

Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him

I’m a nice chap n all until I need a Shoite

 

[The Hobo]

I’m a nice chap n all until I need a Shoite

sure u not got a gas leak smells a funny thing

 

[paulf]

I’m a nice chap n all until I need a Shoite

Casper aka the " porcelain pounder "

 

[Retired Spread]

anyone else on here come across this,,vileist smell ever,,,a quick spray as you walk past cupboard where sparky is working and watch from a distance,,word of warning can cause punch upsView attachment 66269

@Casper seasons his scran with it

 

[superspread]

deseperate times invoke desperate measures mate ,,a good wad of shat paper rolled round hand and give it a bit of seeing to trying to avoid being sick erstwhile,,,stressful times indeed

That’s exactly what I do

 

[leefaithfull]

@Casper seasons his scran with it

i wont get dragged into well known members beefs, i know my place and will work hard to one day becoming a bunch of well known members like you,,if you like the juice of a dogs anal glands squirted on ya dinner fair play i says ,live n let live

 

[leefaithfull]

That’s exactly what I do

i have pondered using clients hair brush

 

[Topspread16]

you might have mate,,,its a power thing i think shatting in someone elses house

No but he saves on average 5 bog rolls per month. Squeaky John, probably fills his pockets to so he can pre fold for the family.

 

[leefaithfull]

No but he saves on average 5 bog rolls per month. Squeaky John, probably fills his pockets to so he can pre fold for the family.

pandemic invokes the apocolypse survival mode in everyone,,,