JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Shoot me in the face?! 
You’ve been reading the back of bags of multi again and getting excited haven’t you?Oh yes x
Ugh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!What happened jess
I have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from youUgh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!![]()
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I have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from you
Time for motherhood jessI have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from you
I have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from you
Ugh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!![]()
I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!Time for motherhood jess
I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!
And twins run in my family so ...![]()
The idea of having a goldfish seems mithersome to me!I get that. Guaranteed if I watch a child for five minutes they'll set themselves on fire or something and be crying when the parents come back.
It usually goes better with dogs. I'm a good dog-sitter, me.
The idea of having a goldfish seems mithersome to me!
Ah but there great when they're your own, nothing comes close to the feeling of undying love from your own...I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!
And twins run in my family so ...![]()
Link Removeddont have to ask me twiceShoot me in the face?!![]()
2 school boy errors in 1 day! Ffs get your act together! Lol.I really should have given more thought to the thread title...
Hopefully you'll have quads and get it all out of your system in one go.I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!
And twins run in my family so ...![]()
Pics or it never happened .........If its any consolation my ball bag is still black and blue from my whipping power cord incident last week. Bless my little conkers
Give me f**k**g strength is that it try being ginger on a scaffold all day today .Ugh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!![]()
Ouchy!!!!If its any consolation my ball bag is still black and blue from my whipping power cord incident last week. Bless my little conkers
I’m half ginger and trust me I feel your pain. I just spent a week in Corfu slinking around like a rat in the shadows!Give me f**k**g strength is that it try being ginger on a scaffold all day today .
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Luckily I had my gypsum cap . Though staring at a light wall in sun and going in to a dark room is not goodI’m half ginger and trust me I feel your pain. I just spent a week in Corfu slinking around like a rat in the shadows!
Which half is ginger . Does This mean that you don't have matching collar and cuffs Jess.....?I’m half ginger and trust me I feel your pain. I just spent a week in Corfu slinking around like a rat in the shadows!
There called undercover gingersWhich half is ginger . Does This mean that you don't have matching collar and cuffs Jess.....?
Hope your husband don't read your post.Shoot me in the face?!![]()
Well excuse you sir! I was merely referring to my freckles! Consider yourself told offWhich half is ginger . Does This mean that you don't have matching collar and cuffs Jess.....?
I read stuff out to him when he asks what I’m laughing at. He rolls his eyes a lotHope your husband don't read your post. ☺
Pearl necklace you mean?Shoot me in the face?!![]()
Give me f**k**g strength is that it try being ginger on a scaffold all day today .
G.I.N.G.E.R.S.D.O.N.T.M.O.A.N