Please could someone kindly..

[JessThePlasterer]

Shoot me in the face?!

 

[lurpak]

Oh yes x

 

[lurpak]

What happened jess

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Oh yes x

You’ve been reading the back of bags of multi again and getting excited haven’t you?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

What happened jess

Ugh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

Ugh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!

I have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from you

 

[Topspread16]

Shoot me in the face?!

*Boner m8s

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from you

 

[Deleted member 32554]

I have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from you

Time for motherhood jess

 

[lurpak]

I have noticed a fair bit of whining coming from you of late and agreeing with someone that disagreed with me I’ve never heard of such behaviour from you

Deffo fiester than normal of late

 

[lurpak]

Ugh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!

Hate days like that. I just have a tantrum

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Time for motherhood jess

I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!

And twins run in my family so ...

 

[Tinytom]

 

[Stevieo]

I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!

And twins run in my family so ...

I get that. Guaranteed if I watch a child for five minutes they'll set themselves on fire or something and be crying when the parents come back.

It usually goes better with dogs. I'm a good dog-sitter, me.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I get that. Guaranteed if I watch a child for five minutes they'll set themselves on fire or something and be crying when the parents come back.

It usually goes better with dogs. I'm a good dog-sitter, me.

The idea of having a goldfish seems mithersome to me!

 

[Stevieo]

The idea of having a goldfish seems mithersome to me!

So don't get any goldfish. Duh.

Get a deg.

 

[Olican]

I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!

And twins run in my family so ...

Ah but there great when they're your own, nothing comes close to the feeling of undying love from your own...
...it's just the shitting, puking, screaming, rashes, physical mental psychological financial utter f**k**g torture sleep/s*x/peace/ depravation..
Apart from that it's bliss

 

[choppa]

Shoot me in the face?!

dont have to ask me twice

 

[Olican]

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I really should have given more thought to the thread title...

 

[Cockney]

I really should have given more thought to the thread title...

2 school boy errors in 1 day! Ffs get your act together! Lol.

 

[essexandy]

I’m not ready to traumatise another human being! Plus I was at my mates yesterday who has twin boys just trying to crawl. She left me with them for 5mins. One crawled up me and puked all over me, absolutely stunk I got tears in my eyes! Meanwhile the other one twisted himself into a pretzel on the floor, got stuck and started crying. I didn’t have enough hands to deal with it whilst heaving through the smell.... I had a full on panic!

And twins run in my family so ...

Hopefully you'll have quads and get it all out of your system in one go.

 

[Arti]

If its any consolation my ball bag is still black and blue from my whipping power cord incident last week. Bless my little conkers

 

[beader]

If its any consolation my ball bag is still black and blue from my whipping power cord incident last week. Bless my little conkers

Pics or it never happened .........

 

[John j]

Ugh nothing. Just hot n bothered and boarding a ceiling that should be finished by now but it’s high and bowed and I’m swerving round trying to keep it in place and reach the board pumps and then they fall over and I start again! Feckin feckin feckin...... just being whiny!!

Give me f**k**g strength is that it try being ginger on a scaffold all day today .
G.I.N.G.E.R.S.D.O.N.T.M.O.A.N

 

[JessThePlasterer]

If its any consolation my ball bag is still black and blue from my whipping power cord incident last week. Bless my little conkers

Ouchy!!!!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Give me f**k**g strength is that it try being ginger on a scaffold all day today .
G.I.N.G.E.R.S.D.O.N.T.M.O.A.N

I’m half ginger and trust me I feel your pain. I just spent a week in Corfu slinking around like a rat in the shadows!

 

[John j]

I’m half ginger and trust me I feel your pain. I just spent a week in Corfu slinking around like a rat in the shadows!

Luckily I had my gypsum cap . Though staring at a light wall in sun and going in to a dark room is not good

 

[beader]

I’m half ginger and trust me I feel your pain. I just spent a week in Corfu slinking around like a rat in the shadows!

Which half is ginger . Does This mean that you don't have matching collar and cuffs Jess.....?

 

[John j]

Which half is ginger . Does This mean that you don't have matching collar and cuffs Jess.....?

There called undercover gingers

 

[Donzo]

Shoot me in the face?!

Hope your husband don't read your post.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Which half is ginger . Does This mean that you don't have matching collar and cuffs Jess.....?

Well excuse you sir! I was merely referring to my freckles! Consider yourself told off

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Hope your husband don't read your post. ☺

I read stuff out to him when he asks what I’m laughing at. He rolls his eyes a lot

 

[superspread]

Shoot me in the face?!

Pearl necklace you mean?

 

[choppa]

Give me f**k**g strength is that it try being ginger on a scaffold all day today .
G.I.N.G.E.R.S.D.O.N.T.M.O.A.N