Wife is away and I have still not got the landy mot sorted so have had to use the buggy
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You'll need a bit more charcoal in there to cook that chickenWife is away and I have still not got the landy mot sorted so have had to use the buggy
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Worst thing about plastering is your commited when you start.Got a ceiling on 1st coated. Bits started peeling and then my phone rings. The pub next door to my bees has a huge swarm of bees in the garden so I abandon plastering to get the bees or they cant open the garden.
Catch the bees put them in a new hive get back and 2nd coat ceiling.... I am broken now
Tell them to drop us a burger round!
Same as but using it for horse food!Wife is away and I have still not got the landy mot sorted so have had to use the buggy
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What’s that say on the plate? Tit of the year?
Who needs enemies when you got neighbours like that!
That’s a lie. deffo no fitty giving u the come to bed eyes u old sockI never leave my gauge. And I mean never. Not even for a fitty giving me the cum on look
Jealous of u lol, don’t think so u ruff old batDon’t be jealous now Ritch. Just coz you look like Elephant man
You were so ugly as a kid yer mum fed you from a catapultJealous of u lol, don’t think so u ruff old bat
And then that story got really s**tWorst thing about plastering is your commited when you start.
Years ago my missus phoned in tears and said the field that butts up to our garden was on fire and spreading quickly towards the house. Thinking she was a drama queen I gave the hit a quick 2nd trowel and left to get home and found her in smart dress and high heels
You so ugly..... U make blind kids cry!You were so ugly as a kid yer mum fed you from a catapult
You so ugly.... You make onions cry!You were so ugly as a kid yer mum fed you from a catapult
You so ugly when you cry. Tears roll down back of your head to avoid your face!You were so ugly as a kid yer mum fed you from a catapult
That’s because you’re chasing your arse with it all the timeI never leave my gauge. And I mean never. Not even for a fitty giving me the cum on look
Cool and the gang here mate
Worst thing about plastering is your commited when you start.
Years ago my missus phoned in tears and said the field that butts up to our garden was on fire and spreading quickly towards the house. Thinking she was a drama queen I gave the hit a quick 2nd trowel and left to get home and found her in smart dress and high heels (she was on lunchbreak from the office)and a few neighbours hosing the fences down to help the 5 fire crews stop the spread.
Dreaded going in next day but it looked ok so left it, could've been much worse no house and having to reskim the hit.
Wife is away and I have still not got the landy mot sorted so have had to use the buggy
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Ford transit 350 crew cab tipperWhat do you have?
No but I can trim your Bush if you like !Tilpper? You a tree surgeon?