essexplasterer
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Biggest ceiling guys
I was in my early 20. I wouldn't try it now. f**k that. I had a labourer lolNo way lmao
....How bout whoes the biggest cock ...........
What am I saying
Sh it I'd still be the biggest
Ssshhhh don't mention the kilt lifting....
couldnt agree more superspread.
Do you not no that Scott is in a wheelchair.Is that on stilts, if so how do you get stuff out of bucket?
ParklifeWith a Marshalltown about the same.
And that approach to a 80m2 ceiling Without a speedskim would be).
1 and a bit bags stiffish caulk out all tapered edge joints then gauge a 3 bag bucket whichll first coat 50+m2 .
knock another 3 up slightly wetter flatten with a Marshalltown the first 50m2 now scratch the other 30m2 on flatten with a marshalltown .
whats left out of the 2nd bucket will almost lay the first 50m2 in knock 1 bag up flatten with a marshalltown what was just 2nd coated now lay the rest in which will be hanging fairly wash out then trowel the lot with a Marshalltown.
This is obviously for a ceiling thats a sensible height and shape with straightforward access if any of these things get more difficult, either A the number of mtrs going on will come down or B the number of trowels needed will go up.
Ive owned a speedskim for 2 1/2 years.
Ive been a greedy c**t for the last 20.
I know its on wrong thread but this has just reminded me was in stitches wen u put parklife to jgreen comment ages ago..that was goldParklife
Is that cock size or ceiling size1000......mm I'm a Billy big b*ll***s
Yes pleaseWouldn't u like to know!
Well it's a secret u s**tYes please
Every holes a goalWell it's a secret u s**t
I fill the holes the skim overEvery holes a goal
Jealous if u can handle a t bag u can be our tea boyU 2 wana get a room
With a Marshalltown about the same.
And that approach to a 80m2 ceiling Without a speedskim would be).
1 and a bit bags stiffish caulk out all tapered edge joints then gauge a 3 bag bucket whichll first coat 50+m2 .
knock another 3 up slightly wetter flatten with a Marshalltown the first 50m2 now scratch the other 30m2 on flatten with a marshalltown .
whats left out of the 2nd bucket will almost lay the first 50m2 in knock 1 bag up flatten with a marshalltown what was just 2nd coated now lay the rest in which will be hanging fairly wash out then trowel the lot with a Marshalltown.
This is obviously for a ceiling thats a sensible height and shape with straightforward access if any of these things get more difficult, either A the number of mtrs going on will come down or B the number of trowels needed will go up.
Ive owned a speedskim for 2 1/2 years.
Ive been a greedy c**t for the last 20.
If I turned up on site on my own in the morning and found someone had taken all my gear apart from a 18" xtralite mt a hawk and buckets/whisk/scoop.
And left me a 80m2 plasterboarded ceiling at normal room height and a relatively straightforward shape ie square/rectangle.
That on everything I hold dear in this world swear that I would be putting that ceiling on in one on my own.
It wouldn't have a joint in it and I wouldn't be subbing it out to bigger boys.
To recap me myself and I would be all Id need.
Also Id like to say that I've a second year apprentice who could manage a 30-40m2 ceiling on his own without too much drama.
If I turned up on site on my own in the morning and found someone had taken all my gear apart from a 18" xtralite mt a hawk and buckets/whisk/scoop.
And left me a 80m2 plasterboarded ceiling at normal room height and a relatively straightforward shape ie square/rectangle.
That on everything I hold dear in this world swear that I would be putting that ceiling on in one on my own.
It wouldn't have a joint in it and I wouldn't be subbing it out to bigger boys.
To recap me myself and I would be all Id need.
Also Id like to say that I've a second year apprentice who could manage a 30-40m2 ceiling on his own without too much drama.