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John j

Mono Don
If it makes you feel any better I keep getting days mixed up because I normally nail Charlie on a friday and not bothered since lockdown!

God I miss comedown Saturdays!
I put bin out on wed now cause I know I.ll forget when its fri so have to make sure
 

zombie

Private Member
I put bin out on wed now cause I know I.ll forget when its fri so have to make sure

We just leave them permanent on pavement like broken Britain!

We use to steal bins for scrap when I was a kid, F*****g hard graft running with a bin on your back when your 10!!!

Wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt our dad that used to send us out!!!

I put bin out on wed now cause I know I.ll forget when its fri so have to make sure
 

John j

Mono Don
We just leave them permanent on pavement like broken Britain!

We use to steal bins for scrap when I was a kid, F*****g hard graft running with a bin on your back when your 10!!!

Wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt our dad that used to send us out!!!
Haha I used to go window cleaning when I was 13 ish with my uncle. 15 quid a day in was rich as f**k. Then he would say are you and your mates camping out at weekend . Then tell me what he wanted nicking. We had some right giggles. Once nicked a statue of a boy havi g a piss. Was in local builders yard on a island in middle of a pond . So we got some scaffold board to get to him . Weighed a ton and he only f**k**g gave us a fiver and a bottle of wine cause we.d smashed his dick off in transit lol.

Still a fiver fed us at chippy . And we used to wait for all left overs
 

zombie

Private Member
Haha I used to go window cleaning when I was 13 ish with my uncle. 15 quid a day in was rich as f**k. Then he would say are you and your mates camping out at weekend . Then tell me what he wanted nicking. We had some right giggles. Once nicked a statue of a boy havi g a piss. Was in local builders yard on a island in middle of a pond . So we got some scaffold board to get to him . Weighed a ton and he only f**k**g gave us a fiver and a bottle of wine cause we.d smashed his dick off in transit lol.

Still a fiver fed us at chippy . And we used to wait for all left overs

Only time I was ever happy when I was a kid was when I was stealing a shrink would have a feel day with me now! Lol
 

owls

Private Member
Waterproof seat and arm rest covers. All you need. Bulkhead keeps cab dust free.
My dog puked on the front seat of my old Sportline and it didn’t go through.
Mines a state now, I start off with good intentions and keeping it clean etc but 6 month down the line or so it's a tip.
 

Casper

Private Member
WTF is the problem with c**ts and drills. I’ve been plastering 32 years and I’ve done well with the trade yet I’ve never used a expensive drill. It’s never stopped me getting good results with mixing. I e got thousands of happy customers. I’ve turned up in bangers of vans and top end vans but I’ve turned up and done a job that I’m proud of. And guess what??? No c**t has bothered how I mix up. Lol F*****g T***s
 

zombie

Private Member
It's usually as that new van smell dies off,it's difficult to keep a van clean in our trade so I don't bother. I'll just pay to get it valited after 3 year before I get rid.

It's the other 2 muppets eating there snap in mine and not giving a f**k that boil my piss!
 

owls

Private Member
It's the other 2 muppets eating there snap in mine and not giving a f**k that boil my piss!
I'm the next one upon that, my right hand man at work, I bought him a transit custom last year, and it's a right state. It stinks, old McDonald wrappers and the like, down the seat side, does my head in, it's a 2 minute job to throw the wrapper in bin, why leave it to fester in the sun.
 

zombie

Private Member
I'm the next one upon that, my right hand man at work, I bought him a transit custom last year, and it's a right state. It stinks, old McDonald wrappers and the like, down the seat side, does my head in, it's a 2 minute job to throw the wrapper in bin, why leave it to fester in the sun.

You want to try having 2 blokes that are 55+ grandad and still cant get to friday without a sub!
 

Ritch

Well-Known Member
WTF is the problem with c**ts and drills. I’ve been plastering 32 years and I’ve done well with the trade yet I’ve never used a expensive drill. It’s never stopped me getting good results with mixing. I e got thousands of happy customers. I’ve turned up in bangers of vans and top end vans but I’ve turned up and done a job that I’m proud of. And guess what??? No c**t has bothered how I mix up. Lol F*****g T***s
U seem bothered tho, u tosser
 

Monkeynuts39

Active Member
When I started as a plasterer we use to mix everything by hand with a paddle whisk up and down up and down so any electric mixer is a improvement on that , I’ve witnessed the cheap ones and they are f**k**g loud and clumsy from what I’ve seen , refina are good but ever since I’ve used a collomix I’m hooked , light ,small but mega powerful, plus the cleaning bucket is a sweet time saver when if like me you don’t have a labourer,
Picture here of a clean one
 

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Casper

Private Member
Yeah I'm positive. Il bet my right hand he owns about as much of his van as he does his bedsit above the bookies!

But I'm happy to be proven wrong & it wont be the 1st time!
Sounds about wrong as usual. We’ve got 3 properties a new van and a new beemer. But we’re happy enough. Next!!
 

Cockney1

Well-Known Member
When I started as a plasterer we use to mix everything by hand with a paddle whisk up and down up and down so any electric mixer is a improvement on that , I’ve witnessed the cheap ones and they are f**k**g loud and clumsy from what I’ve seen , refina are good but ever since I’ve used a collomix I’m hooked , light ,small but mega powerful, plus the cleaning bucket is a sweet time saver when if like me you don’t have a labourer,
Picture here of a clean one
Them cleaning buckets are about £80 ain’t they?
 

Casper

Private Member
Well even less need to have to be out working then billy big bollox!

Glad to be proven wrong, all the best!
I guess I like working for my stuff. I don’t want to ask the government for nada. Useless c**ts that they are.
 
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