TRUELY VILE

leefaithfull

Well-Known Member
anyone else on here come across this,,vileist smell ever,,,a quick spray as you walk past cupboard where sparky is working and watch from a distance,,word of warning can cause punch ups
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Stewie03

Well-Known Member
Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him
 

leefaithfull

Well-Known Member
Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him
a strangers turd in your own surroundings really gets your territory nasals going
 

John j

Mono Don
Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him
Got to s**t ye got to s**t
 

leefaithfull

Well-Known Member
You always flush to early for second flush . Best to wait and put a bit of paper down to give it a bit of weight
or try stabbing it with the olive green loo brush making more mess now and a possible blockage n overflow,,all in vane really cos uve been in there so long when you leave the stench follows you like the jet stream around the house
 

John j

Mono Don
or try stabbing it with the olive green loo brush making more mess now and a possible blockage n overflow,,all in vane really cos uve been in there so long when you leave the stench follows you like the jet stream around the house
Builder came in job other day. He says have you had a s**t. I said if you need to go you go . He said you could of opened window. Of He goes and opens window . I said I can't even smell owt
 

leefaithfull

Well-Known Member
Builder came in job other day. He says have you had a s**t. I said if you need to go you go . He said you could of opened window. Of He goes and opens window . I said I can't even smell owt
like i said to the other fella on here earlier,,,a strangers turd gets ya terrortorial nasals flaring,,its like hippos and lions
 

leefaithfull

Well-Known Member
Or you have a dump and there’s no toilet brush, meanwhile you’ve left the pan like a plasteres radio :X3: :ROFLMAO:
deseperate times invoke desperate measures mate ,,a good wad of shat paper rolled round hand and give it a bit of seeing to trying to avoid being sick erstwhile,,,stressful times indeed
 

Casper

Private Member
Gas engineer came out to service my boiler yesterday nice chap, said do u mind if I use your toilet said no worries mate carry on, whilst I made him a coffee,after he finished the service asked if he could warm his lunch up in my microwave said yeah mate no worries carry on once I went to the toilet half hour later the f**k*r had done a s**t I thought nothing of it at first he stunk the whole f**k**g landing out at least he opened the bathroom window bless him
I’m a nice chap n all until I need a Shoite
 
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