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theclemo

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I had 10 weeks of last july wen had knee operation and ur rite doing fck all is more knackering lol..tbh tho the 1st 3/4 weeks were torture I was chomping at bit to go bk to work came off crutches after 2 weeks to try get sumat like even tho surgeon Said Stay on them for 6 weeks I thought to mysen fck that I'm off bk to work after3 weeks but soon realised there was no chance so had 10 week off and after about week 8 I thought to myself fck me I'm enjoying this not working can c y dole dossers luv it

I had 3 months off because am a lazy b*****d. Last December I got up one morning and just decided not to go plastering. Might do it again this year.
 

uni-king

Private Member
I have my ass trained to s**t in the evening
Old time spread I know has done that..helped him out on a job couple years bk and he had a go wen I said I needed a s**t at about 11 and was in sum1s house he said y dint u have a s**t b4 u came Said cos I dint fcking need 1 he said well I always have 2 shits in morning b4 I leave for work so I'm not shitting in sum1s house..
 

hail hail

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I had 10 weeks of last july wen had knee operation and ur rite doing fck all is more knackering lol..tbh tho the 1st 3/4 weeks were torture I was chomping at bit to go bk to work came off crutches after 2 weeks to try get sumat like even tho surgeon Said Stay on them for 6 weeks I thought to mysen fck that I'm off bk to work after3 weeks but soon realised there was no chance so had 10 week off and after about week 8 I thought to myself fck me I'm enjoying this not working can c y dole dossers luv it


Yeah it has its benefits, ESP in winter when I was waking up after everything thawed out. Forgot what winter mornings where like in 2010/2011 here lol.

Broke my arm once in stupid drunken s**t. Metal plate and 6 screws. Was in 2 days later lifting block over my shoulder building a gable chimney. Hated taking time off in the boom!
 
I have worked from home now since 2009 and the novelty wears off quick. ... you really have to motivate yourself to get stuff done

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theclemo

Private Member
Which works well until you out on the lash... I am not a snob but f**k me capping in bar toilets is grim

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Am the same can't s**t in a pub. I can't even s**t at home if someone is near the tolit door lol. Yet I have no problem putting my cock in someones pint lol
 

BigK

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Can't understand that Keith, I can, do and have s**t absolutely anywhere I can drop the keks.
Even on a mates front doorstep once!


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uni-king

Private Member
Can't understand that Keith, I can, do and have s**t absolutely anywhere I can drop the keks.
Even on a mates front doorstep once!


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I shat in a bag only last week as toilets were locked by site labourer and wasn't on job the nugget..under stairs into a empty bag of dry wall
 

theclemo

Private Member
Can't understand that Keith, I can, do and have s**t absolutely anywhere I can drop the keks.
Even on a mates front doorstep once!


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He most be a nice mate lol. I don't know what it is but am as odd when it comes to shiting. Yet I've no problem pulling out my dick in pub and slapping it on my mates face. I once even put my name on my mates dick when he was a sleep f**k did we laugh when we did that one. There is people locked up for less.
 

Squarehead

Well-Known Member
One of my mates went bald early, we drew a Ming the merciless helmet on him, coloured it in with permanent marker. Went f**k**g mental.
 

BigK

Private Member
He most be a nice mate lol. .

He used to be! [emoji23]

Can't understand people using bags either, half full bucket of water for me so you can sit down and enjoy yourself & take your time. Then when you're done you can fire it over a ditch or in a hole etc



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uni-king

Private Member
He used to be! [emoji23]

Can't understand people using bags either, half full bucket of water for me so you can sit down and enjoy yourself & take your time. Then when you're done you can fire it over a ditch or in a hole etc



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Wat so u also get a "plob" sound aswell
 

algeeman

It’s A Boy
Kitchy mate this might seem better
 

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algeeman

It’s A Boy
Skimmed drunk as fuuck !!
Like today and hopefully tomorrow.
Anyone wanna learn to skim 1 coat £500 an hour please thank you.
 

uni-king

Private Member
Skimmed drunk as fuuck !!
Like today and hopefully tomorrow.
Anyone wanna learn to skim 1 coat £500 an hour please thank you.
Are u pissed 24/7 lol? Dont know how u function in like a zombie these days after a sesh takes me days to come bk down to earth that's y I hardly go out now
 

algeeman

It’s A Boy
Are u pissed 24/7 lol? Dont know how u function in like a zombie these days after a sesh takes me days to come bk down to earth that's y I hardly go out now

Hahaha kitchy ive no choice mate i live with 4 girls my boss is wonan.....i need to keep drinking for my sanity !!
 

algeeman

It’s A Boy
To be honest it wasnt an argument 4 young apprentices came in asking is that there hop up ?
No
Are you sure
No
Can we have it back
No
Bricky boss...
"Alright spread can we have bench back"
No
 
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