Remember lads

[Casper]

What’s wrong with using a fresh trowel? A good tradesman never blames his tools. Mind you, judging by the shite ive seen on here we need a good tradesman.

 

[Monkey Boy]

My trowel looks same

 

[paulf]

What’s wrong with using a fresh trowel? A good tradesman never blames his tools. Mind you, judging by the shite ive seen on here we need a good tradesman.

@The Hobo

 

[John j]

I thought he was lurpy at first lol

That's kinkyboy

 

[Casper]

I can’t use a dirty trowel. Same as I can’t drive a shitter. I must have OCC

 

[paulf]

That's kinkyboy

Lurpak, logging in. #Oldschool

 

[Deleted member 32554]

I can’t use a dirty trowel. Same as I can’t drive a shitter. I must have OCC

I've got a crappy looking van to go with my trowel , company policy

 

[tapit]

I'll put you all out of your misery and show you a picture of my tool.......









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Dirty BAs.tard

 

[Stevieo]

You ARE definitely not one to critique someone’s cooking!!! Sitting in that hovel with a pot noodle ffs

I don't live in a hovel. You do.

 

[Cockney]

I can’t use a dirty trowel. Same as I can’t drive a shitter. I must have OCC

OCC???
What’s that you thicko!!

 

[John j]

OCC???
What’s that you thicko!!

Scottish ocd

 

[smoother09]

morning

 

[Cockney]

morning

Morning!
You still on the piss?

 

[essexandy]

I thought he was lurpy at first lol

Casper has been a member on here for many years. He just wandered through the wilderness for a while before returning.

 

[Cockney]

Casper has been a member on here for many years. He just wandered through the wilderness for a while before returning.

The prick belongs in the wilderness with all the other badgers.

 

[Casper]

Get to work ya cockney tosser

 

[Cockney]

Get to work ya cockney tosser

I’m off till Tuesday.
Only peasants like you that are up to your eyeballs in debt have to work weekends.
Enjoy your pint after!
Rents going up!!

 

[Retired Spread]

That trowel not worn in yet!

it's fkin brand new just got it out box n dipped it in bucket of dirty watter

 

[Stevieo]

Get to work ya cockney tosser

Looks like you're heading for the dung heap.

Knob head.

 

[superspread]

I've long realised that we're all nuts in our own way John.

Speak for yourself, I’m as sane as sane can be

 

[essexandy]

Speak for yourself, I’m as sane as sane can be

Sane, but a friend of Johnio? f**k off are you sane.

 

[Stevieo]

Speak for yourself, I’m as sane as sane can be

Two cows standing in a field.
'What do you make of this mad cow desease? Asked one.

'Dunno,' said the other. 'Im a helicopter'

 

[superspread]

I should buy a new trowel, it might cheer me up , been so long since I bought anything have forgotten that joy feeling of opening it up out of the wrapping

I brought a new magnesium hawk this week 51£ ffs, my old magnesium hawk I put in diluted brick acid for 30 mins and it virtually dissolved

 

[superspread]

Sane, but a friend of Johnio? f**k off are you sane.

I don’t have any friends!!! It’s how I like it

 

[choppa]

FFS it said pre worn on the label. You calling me a liar???

No I’m calling you a useless c**t

 

[MakeItSmooth]

my old magnesium hawk I put in diluted brick acid for 30 mins and it virtually dissolved

I’m as sane as sane can be

(this could just've easily gone in 'TPF National Anthem'!)

 

[Stevieo]

No I’m calling you a useless c**t

And a knob head I hope?

 

[Casper]

Looks like you're heading for the dung heap.

Knob head.

No chance. I’m not coming to your flat

 

[John j]

I don’t have any friends!!! It’s how I like it

Thought we were mates

 

[Stevieo]

No chance. I’m not coming to your flat

I wouldn't let you in anyway

 

[Casper]

No I’m calling you a useless c**t

That’s the pot calling the kettle black

 

[superspread]

Thought we were mates

Acquaintances

 

[John j]

I wouldn't let you in anyway

Pussy

 

[essexandy]

Thought we were mates

All one sided again John.

 

[gps]

The whole forum should be , the angry old men @Kinkyboy @gps , the toy Soldier @stevio

im younger than you