Remember lads

[Casper]

Keep your trowel clean. It makes for a better finish

 

[zombie]

Keep your trowel clean. It makes for a better finish View attachment 54312

f**k me from what weve seen of your work some glasses would be a good start!

 

[hector]

f**k me from what weve seen of your work some glasses would be a good start!

ffs

 

[John j]

f**k me from what weve seen of your work some glasses would be a good start!

He just needs to learn to hold handle and not blade

 

[Kinkyboy]

Drip marks all over carpet..tut tut..suppose its fine for a £140 a day spread

 

[smoother09]

Looks like it did the day u bought it from bnq fake Marshalltown shite!

 

[essexandy]

f**k me from what weve seen of your work some glasses would be a good start!

You might be the worst skimmer on here mate, but by f**k you're funny as.

 

[johniosaif]

You might be the worst skimmer on here mate, but by f**k you're funny as.

Funny farm

 

[essexandy]

Funny farm

No just you and Nath booked in at the moment.

 

[Cockney]

Keep your trowel clean. It makes for a better finish View attachment 54312

Why clean it, apparently you get a new one every six months don’t you?
f**k**g billy bullshitter!

 

[johniosaif]

No just you and Nath booked in at the moment.

The whole forum should be , the angry old men @Kinkyboy @gps , the toy Soldier @stevio

 

[essexandy]

The whole forum should be , the angry old men @Kinkyboy @gps , the toy Soldier @stevio

I've long realised that we're all nuts in our own way John.

 

[johniosaif]

I've long realised that we're all nuts in our own way John.

So true , it gets us by ,

 

[John j]

I've long realised that we're all nuts in our own way John.

I love being nuts.wven more in front of other trades especially sparkies. Makes em nervous

 

[johniosaif]

I love being nuts.wven more in front of other trades especially sparkies. Makes em nervous

I remember singing and dancing whilst plastering even on the stilts , my uncle plastering in his y fronts scared away 2 of his guys

 

[essexandy]

I love being nuts.wven more in front of other trades especially sparkies. Makes em nervous

Eh?
Anyone fancy trying to decipher that?

 

[John j]

Eh?
Anyone fancy trying to decipher that?

Ask ye wife

 

[essexandy]

Ask ye wife

She said you're an illiterate mong.

 

[John j]

She said you're an illiterate mong.

Like ex smokers ex yorkshire folk

 

[Vincey]

I should buy a new trowel, it might cheer me up , been so long since I bought anything have forgotten that joy feeling of opening it up out of the wrapping

 

[essexandy]

I should buy a new trowel, it might cheer me up , been so long since I bought anything have forgotten that joy feeling of opening it up out of the wrapping

NO Pete, you're absolutely NOT to buy any new trowels or any other unnecessary shite for work.

 

[smoother09]

Remember when you had to break a trowel in rendering before it went near internals! Just use mr sheen to polish ya plasiflex now

 

[essexandy]

Remember when you had to break a trowel in rendering before it went near internals! Just use mr sheen to polish ya plasiflex now

I reckon it took about 1500sqm of floating to get a trowel really ready for skimming.

 

[Vincey]

Tbf there’s a spare mt in garage suppose I could just use that

 

[Cockney]

Remember when you had to break a trowel in rendering before it went near internals! Just use mr sheen to polish ya plasiflex now

Lol.
I still break a second skimming trowel in on s&c geez.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

NO Pete, you're absolutely NOT to buy any new trowels or any other unnecessary shite for work.

Although you make a totally valid pisstake point, Andy, when you take a look around TPF and see the absolute lunacy, pent-up sexual frustration, rampant deviancy, unresolved emotional issues, etc., etc., it makes Vincey's suggestion of a little retail therapy look like a decidedly sensible option. all things considered!

 

[Stevieo]

Keep your trowel clean. It makes for a better finish View attachment 54312

Hasn't done your finish any good has it?

Knob head

 

[Casper]

Drip marks all over carpet..tut tut..suppose its fine for a £140 a day spread

Customers binning it so keep you panties on

 

[Stevieo]

Customers binning it so keep you panties on

Got to now hasn't he?

 

[Casper]

Hasn't done your finish any good has it?

Knob head

Says Vincent van Steef

 

[Casper]

I’ll tell you how bad my finish was. I got a £25 drink. I must be really shite eh

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I reckon it took about 1500sqm of floating to get a trowel really ready for skimming.

Aaaaaaaayyyyeeeee! ‘Appen!!

 

[zombie]

I’ll tell you how bad my finish was. I got a £25 drink. I must be really shite eh

Mate surley you can see from your photos your works shocking??????

 

[paulf]

Says Vincent van Steef

Wee Man Steef

 

[paulf]

Mate surley you can see from your photos your works shocking??????

Only works for blind people.