Posh plasterers

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FreeD

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Anyone ever met a posh plasterer? you know the type that plays watches polo...goes on shoots etc...?
 

smoother09

Well-Known Member
dont really think plastering would be high on the list if you went to private school university ect!
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Been working with a brickie lately who said he thought I was posh until he heard the stuff that comes out of my gob!

.... fair enough lol
 

Lastlaff

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I worked for Moxey the spread off ‘auf weidersehen pet’ a few years back. He had a lath & plaster ceiling he wanted repaired - I asked if he wanted to get his trowel out...that didn’t go down well. He’s a real posh-boy. Beautiful big house in London too. The labourer I had at the time didn’t know who he was - I told him he used to play James Bond...with all that acne :)
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FreeD

Private Member
I've had quite a few posh customer...I'm trying to speak like them I think it sounds marvellous...Queens English...just need to get in on the shoots and polo...no luck yet
 

malc

TPF Special Forces
I've had quite a few posh customer...I'm trying to speak like them I think it sounds marvellous...Queens English...just need to get in on the shoots and polo...no luck yet

one of my pals went out for a day with the Essex hunt. he got told when they see a fox to say telly ho , not there goes the b*****d !
 

hector

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back in 1976 i worked with a plasterer who had his wages paid monthly into his bank account, unheard of in those days,.........used all his holidays up in january and went skiing, again totally unheard of ,.....his mates were doctors/vets/solicitors,....never did any foreigners,...and if you seen him at the weekend he would totally ignore you,........first class plasterer,....but major attitude problem,......he picked me up in the mornings ,and one day came round shouting his head off that i had pissed myself in his van,...it was my flask which was loose ,and leaked out,....but fortunately i am a great believer in karma,...and boy in later years what goes around comes around
 

BigBish

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I must be a posh plasterer because unlike a lot of you filthy animals I don’t s**t in customers bogs! :cool:
Nevermind the bogs, I piss up the wall saves taking my boots off

Been known to regularly s**t behind the shed in a bucket also, then fling it on top skip to make the labourer gag when he washes out.
 
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