Lurpack is a courser

[Olican]

@Olican every time I watch Fireman Sam it reminds me of you same voice too
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Psml my missus calls me that, and buzz light year .....and Mr incredible. Basically anyone with a massive chin

 

[lurpak]

Psml my missus calls me that, and buzz light year .....and Mr incredible. Basically anyone with a massive chin

Dan?

 

[lurpak]

Psml my missus calls me that, and buzz light year .....and Mr incredible. Basically anyone with a massive chin

Demeaning isn’t it. My mrs’s latest one is calling me Ron Jermemey. Basically anyone with a huge dong

 

[lurpak]

Was gonna do a Friday thread but this ones a beaut

So

Happy Friday bitches

Me mate busy what’sappin me while i was asleep, now that’s a Friday treat

 

[John j]

@Olican

You’ll do all this today?

No not skimming now just rebuilding the f**k up everyones left. Leaving skimming for lad . But between two of us on good space we should have that on by dinner.

 

[essexandy]

Psml my missus calls me that, and buzz light year .....and Mr incredible. Basically anyone with a massive chin

Nice to see you, to see you nice.

 

[Gibbo]

Basically Gary is saying that because lurpak can't render or screed he's a chancer. I'd imagine that goes for anyone that can't.
Have a nice day Jess.

No jess chose not to but lurwank wouldn't pay for the more exspenive course

 

[choppa]

Tampon can’t read very well. I can screed, I just avoid doing it. Never tried rendering.

Not missing much.

 

[lurpak]

Not missing much.

I know , it was am educated decision. Big outlays , working outdoors. Hard graft. No thanks

 

[lurpak]

No jess chose not to but lurwank wouldn't pay for the more exspenive course

How much extra was it?

 

[essexandy]

,

How much extra was it?

It cost me £3.50. But that was using my old person discount.

 

[lurpak]

,

It cost me £3.50. But that was using my old person discount.

I think you’re entitled to a refund mate

 

[essexandy]

A

I think you’re entitled to a refund mate

Already got it mate.
Plus damages.

 

[vfr12]

Was gonna do a Friday thread but this ones a beaut

So

Happy Friday bitches

Me mate busy what’sappin me while i was asleep, now that’s a Friday treat

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Can’t open any of the pics nor play video

 

[lurpak]

Can’t open any of the pics nor play video

 

[lurpak]

How many perverts do you reckon have trawled through the archives looking for that picture? Hahahahaha!

Dread to think mate, dread to think.

 

[Stevieo]

I f**k**g wish pal. I look like a £15 haircut on top of a pile of melting ice cream.

With horrible little legs and weird feet.

Anyway, Lurpak isn't a courser you cheeky t**t. He never trained a day in his life.

 

[raggles]

Demeaning isn’t it. My mrs’s latest one is calling me Ron Jermemey. Basically anyone with a huge dong

She told me she was being sacastic!! Just mind so divint shoot the messenger

 

[choppa]

Staight away when he said he dont render or screed he showed himself up to be the chancer he is

You wrote c**t wrong.

 

[Gibbo]

You wrote c**t wrong.

Sorry about that thanks for putting me right

 

[lurpak]

Sorry about that thanks for putting me right

Get a room you pair of ring inspectors

 

[lurpak]

50 years old
Piss stained council flat
Body f**k*d

But he wins, he’s a real spread

 

[lurpak]

She told me she was being sacastic!! Just mind so divint shoot the messenger

It’s the thought that counts. I thought she called it a tic tac because it tasted nice. Hmmm

 

[Gibbo]

50 years old
Piss stained council flat
Body f**k*d

But he wins, he’s a real spread

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Wrong on all 3 counts and f**k me you dont half bite

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I don’t understand this thread

I doesn't matter. I wondered what was going on too, then I realised it was Friday night. So ...

 

[choppa]

Get a room you pair of ring inspectors

 

[lurpak]

Wrong on all 3 counts and f**k me you dont half bite

You just don’t get me yet that’s not a bite that’s some friendly fire right there

 

[Smudger1]

 

[vfr12]

I just remembered @choppa had a very nice avatar- the pink unicorn muscle man?

 

[choppa]

I just remembered @choppa had a very nice avatar- the pink unicorn muscle man?

Yes yes I did! May change it back lol

 

[vfr12]

Yes yes I did! May change it back lol

I knew it, I f**k**g knew it!
Is that @ lurpak you a pushing? Them artex ceilings have taken a heavy toll

 

[paulf]

Lurpak is a chancer remix

 

[choppa]

I knew it, I f**k**g knew it!
Is that @ lurpak you a pushing? Them artex ceilings have taken a heavy toll
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HELL YEA it is

 

[vfr12]

Lurpak is a chancer remix

Couldn see lurpak, but @John j is giving it all

 

[John j]

Couldn see lurpak, but @John j is giving it all

Don't get it