Labourers

[LongstrokePlastering]

We had a newbie on site once, messing up every mix, lumps, hard bits, too wet, too thick u name it all in the same day. At lunch he went to the porta loo and we were out of toilet roll. He came back in and said lance do u have any toilet roll mate and before i could answear my spreading partner shouted here kid use this!!! its softer than andrex lol it was only an off cut of fibre glass insulation :RpS_lol: Laugh now but honest to god the poor kid must of riped his arse to shreads he was in tears! He didnt even come back for his wages, bless his little cotten socks.

 

[Rhys]

I'd rather wipe me arse with nettles than that stuff! :RpS_scared:

 

[s.p.t plastering]

them days are long gone. why pay someone a days wage for that. get yourself a bit more organized and keep the extra money for yourself.

Amen to this!

 

[bubbles65]

Um.to knock up.scrim.load up. Clean up. Make the tea

Last lab that scrimmed for me couldn't even put that on properly, i never knew it was difficult to keep tight and flat to the surface until then :-0

 

[Jace]

wemade a deal with a lab once any lumps got put in his hair which was a big thing to him he was a bit of a ponce when it came to clothes and hair at work, one mix got so bad most of it ended up going down the back of his pants when he was scraping the floor, it was quite hot that day aswell all that grit in his arse crack caused him no end of agro for a week haha

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

The way sites are rushing.why would i float and set a houre after house.or knock up sand cement myself when a lad can doit. Reserve your energy have a laugh dont go home fukced and still earn a good wage. No point being a loner

 

[lucius]

Had one last week who took the day of work cos he **** himself on the bus to work came in the next day and said he was only bringing half buckets up the ladder incase he **** himself again FFS

 

[nickelarse]

Had one last week who took the day of work cos he **** himself on the bus to work came in the next day and said he was only bringing half buckets up the ladder incase he **** himself again FFS

You been using doms brothers?

 

[spunky]

**** me nick do you sleep?

 

[nickelarse]

Lol sometimes. It's my birthday. Had been having a few beverages and came to see all the birthday messages from you guys..... Cough cough.........

 

[Rossi46]

Happy birthday nick!

 

[Rossi46]

Did you get a letter off the queen now your 100?

 

[Fatarm]

Nick! Sorry, never knew,happy birthday....:RpS_thumbup:

 

[Olican]

You dont know me from Adam, but Happy Birthday all the same Nick :RpS_thumbup:

 

[bubbles65]

Happy Birthday Adam :RpS_thumbup:

 

[nickelarse]