Kite winder

[The Hobo]

VIAGRA I PILL PER BAG MAKES IT HARD QUICK

 

[zombie]

I’ve got one that’s haunting me at the moment. It’s a horror, a mates house too so can’t get away from it. Pipes running up it just to top it off

Id just fall out with him on purpose

 

[Rossi46]

Id just fall out with him on purpose

It’s crossed my mind. Or a false change of career.

 

[Brimstone]

It’s crossed my mind. Or a false change of s*x/trans/shirt lifter

 

[spunky]

Damian I’m not trying to teach you how to suck eggs mate try sponging them and a plastic

 

[spunky]

Good job though surrounded by loads of oak I bet they had a fifty grand carpet and the walls are so clean I drop it farkin everywhere doing them !!

 

[Damian j]

Damian I’m not trying to teach you how to suck eggs mate try sponging them and a plastic

I just used the trowel and the toe of it now and then I do t own spaziflex dung

 

[Damian j]

I just used the trowel and the toe of it now and then I do t own spaziflex dung

The whole house was done by us krend aswell that was the last bit of plastering

 

[essexandy]

Id just fall out with him on purpose

Talking about falling out with people; nice of you to pop over and say hello at the weekend. Really thought you'd make the effort. You'd have also gotten to meet @John j s lovely wife. What is it with Yorkshire folk wearing denim shorts when it's chilly?

 

[Topspread16]

Talking about falling out with people; nice of you to pop over and say hello at the weekend. Really thought you'd make the effort. You'd have also gotten to meet @John j s lovely wife. What is it with Yorkshire folk wearing denim shorts when it's chilly?

They all started off as full length jeans, just got reduced in length over the years. John said you trod on the backs of his shorts when you borrowed them, he had to take them up another inch.

 

[John j]

Talking about falling out with people; nice of you to pop over and say hello at the weekend. Really thought you'd make the effort. You'd have also gotten to meet @John j s lovely wife. What is it with Yorkshire folk wearing denim shorts when it's chilly?

She says there compfy

 

[essexandy]

They all started off as full length jeans, just got reduced in length over the years. John said you trod on the backs of his shorts when you borrowed them, he had to take them up another inch.

Yeah I also had to use a bit of rope to keep them up he's such a fat git.

 

[essexandy]

She says there compfy

I'm not sure if that's how zombie would describe them?

 

[Topspread16]

Yeah I also had to use a bit of rope to keep them up he's such a fat git.

He’s going to be so pissed off when he smells the rotten fish you buried in his screed.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

If I hadn't seen this, I'd never have believed it!

youtu.be/QBbn85Zedts?t=536

 

[John j]

He’s going to be so pissed off when he smells the rotten fish you buried in his screed.

Haha it does stink

 

[JessThePlasterer]

If I hadn't seen this, I'd never have believed it!

youtu.be/QBbn85Zedts?t=536




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f**k that! I’d rather throw myself out the window!

 

[Rossi46]

They all started off as full length jeans, just got reduced in length over the years. John said you trod on the backs of his shorts when you borrowed them, he had to take them up another inch.

Trod

 

[essexandy]

f**k that! I’d rather throw myself out the window!

Yeah me to. I'd definitely rather throw you out of the window than do that.

 

[Topspread16]

Trod

Us northern lot love gravy.

 

[essexandy]

Us northern lot love gravy.

Where are you from mate?

 

[Topspread16]

Where are you from mate?

Accrington, north west

 

[John j]

Accrington, north west

Twinned with bradford

 

[Rossi46]

Twinned with bradford

Twinned with Pakistan

 

[Topspread16]

Twinned with bradford

South hiendley twinned with oxfam and bad clobber.

 

[John j]

South hiendley twinned with oxfam and bad clobber.

Drink ye milk

 

[Damian j]

Twinned with Pakistan

Definitely p**i acci

 

[Topspread16]

Drink ye milk

Exactly

 

[MakeItSmooth]

f**k that! I’d rather throw myself out the window!

What kind of numpty building crew installs an entire spiral staircase upside down?!?!!

 

[The Hobo]

f**k that! I’d rather throw myself out the window!

i would be there to catch you

 

[John j]

i would be there to catch you

You old tart

 

[Brimstone]

What kind of numpty building crew installs an entire spiral staircase upside down?!?!!

It's for wheelchairs ??

 

[essexandy]

i would be there to catch you

You daft old t**t, take a cold shower for heaven's sake.