Just to be clear.

essexandy

The Lake Governor
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.
 
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Prick :coffe:
 
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

I've just pumped the kids bike tyres up
and threw them out into the world
 
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.
I f**k**g will
 
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Can I borrow this?
 
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.
Well that’s very disappointing Andrew. I’ve been sharpening my shanks, polishing my pistols and waxing my handbag for quite some time now in preparation.......... f**k it. Turd through the letterbox it is!
 
I've never tried that mate, is it good?
To be honest I prefer proper ale until the heat of the summer as a rule. Co-op low on stock and beggars can't be choosers.
Yeah it’s polish larger, it was the only thing I could get from Tesco’s a few weeks ago, it’s like rocket fuel. Pisses all over Stella if you ask me
 
Yeah it’s polish larger, it was the only thing I could get from Tesco’s a few weeks ago, it’s like rocket fuel. Pisses all over Stella if you ask me
I used to drink Special Brew and Holstein Export years ago but I'm not into any strong nowadays. Well apart from port. Ummm.
 
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or as I have done in the past met men for discreet mutual masterbation

Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence unless it's mutual and leads to full intercourse , (felching to be agreed prior)

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy male company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Nice to hear an honest post in here :sisi:
 
I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.
Suppose fire bombing Southend’s B and Qs is out of the question then
 
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