Judged by age

[bobspread]

Teacher asked me at school what i wanted to be when i left , i said a comedian , he said don't everyone will laugh at you!

 

[plasjack]

You've outdone us on that one lad, at 20 years old your sat on a computer talking to 30-45 year olds trying to impress them by spouting absolute bullshit. Instead of out living your life.....you got here a good 10 -15 years early..but then again you were converting apartments at 13 years old...

Living my life... I have a 3 year old and a 3month old

 

[Fatarm]

Living my life... I have a 3 year old and a 3month old

Ideal ,,it wont matter if you get your months and years mixed up then

 

[Olican]

Living my life... I have a 3 year old and a 3month old

Forum posts are like texts, can often be misinterpreted . You seem like a nice fella. Try and turn this around with a bit of humility and humour [emoji2] do you like pork pies?

 

[plasjack]

I'm a moody f**k*r a lot of the time haha tiredness and stress lmao I'm a scotch egg man myself not into pork pies [emoji28]

 

[mikeadams1985]

Forum posts are like texts, can often be misinterpreted . You seem like a nice fella. Try and turn this around with a bit of humility and humour [emoji2] do you like pork pies?

cut them in half, dollob of brown sauce on either half.
Bingo, winning

 

[Olican]

cut them in half, dollob of brown sauce on either half.
Bingo, winning

Scotch egg cut in half, mustard on one side Mayo on the other, squeeze back together...mmmmmm

 

[Olican]

I'm a moody f**k*r a lot of the time haha tiredness and stress lmao I'm a scotch egg man myself not into pork pies [emoji28]

Have you ever made your own, bloody lovely. Made some last winter half sausage meat, half black pudding.

 

[mikeadams1985]

Scotch egg cut in half, mustard on one side Mayo on the other, squeeze back together...mmmmmm

you take the egg out first,..then put it back ontop of the sauce right? standard practice that

 

[Arti]

I take the yolk out.......................fewkin hate hard yolks and their bad for you

 

[Olican]

you take the egg out first,..then put it back ontop of the sauce right? standard practice that

You fibrous boys are far to fussy, a blob straight on each side using the knife so both mustard and Mayo jars are both contaminated with little yellow/white flecks annoying the missus [emoji4]

 

[beddy]

Ideal ,,it wont matter if you get your months and years mixed up then

Until next month...

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[Danny]

relax @plasjack they are only trying to help

 

[mikeadams1985]

You fibrous boys are far to fussy, a blob straight on each side using the knife so both mustard and Mayo jars are both contaminated with little yellow/white flecks annoying the missus [emoji4]

where not fussy, just proper unlike you spreads

 

[Fatarm]

Until next month...

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Bugger

 

[Olican]

where not fussy, just proper unlike you spreads

We are a heathen bunch to be sure, I will consider showing my scotch egg a little more respect next time [emoji17]

 

[nickelarse]

My local do black pudding and hagis scotch eggs. And some beer mustard. They make a lot of money out of me

Oh and the barmaid had big tits.

 

[Danny]

love scotch eggs take the egg out...bosh that then dip the scotch bit with BBq sauce... Egg intolerance does not help me with them much these days :-/

 

[nickelarse]

So u like fried sausage meat lol

 

[beddy]

Especially if you marry a teacher...lol

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Or a paedophile

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[Danny]

Or a paedophile

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[Deleted member 23452]

Scotch egg?

No offence to those in our Celtic colony, but I think I'll stick to hen's or duck's eggs tbh. Out of interest though, how often do Scotch lay eggs?

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I think he's saying that your wife is a paedophile?

 

[CTPlastering]

Scotch egg?

No offence to those in our Celtic colony, but I think I'll stick to hen's or duck's eggs tbh. Out of interest though, how often do Scotch lay eggs?

U get pissed off the scotch eggs thou haha

 

[A.plasterer]

Scotch egg?

No offence to those in our Celtic colony, but I think I'll stick to hen's or duck's eggs tbh. Out of interest though, how often do Scotch lay eggs?

Ask this guy

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Ask this guy
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But he's Japanese?

 

[A.plasterer]

But he's Japanese?

Strain of albino

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Strain of albino

Definitely a strain.

 

[keithuk]

Think that might only just , gone off thread !![emoji23][emoji23]


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[plasjack]

I apologise if I came across a c**t yesterday! Just real tired and busy atm haha

I take all Advise on board

 

[A.plasterer]

I apologise if I came across a c**t yesterday! Just real tired and busy atm haha

I take all Advise on board

Good man.

 

[Danny]

I apologise if I came across a c**t yesterday! Just real tired and busy atm haha

I take all Advise on board

Top man Stick around and take the advice and banter and you will do grand

 

[keithuk]

I only talk s**t when I drink ! Think I have run out

 

[A.plasterer]

I only talk s**t when I drink ! Think I have run out View attachment 7797

 

[nickelarse]

I apologise if I came across a c**t yesterday! Just real tired and busy atm haha

I take all Advise on board

f**k off c**t ☺