I never doubted them

[Donzo]

I had allowed for a labourer on the job, just decided to go down the engineering route

I reckon you could squeeze another couple of grand out them,,,, don't think it would bother them too much. Board lifters etc are big extras.

 

[lurpak]

I reckon you could squeeze another couple of grand out them,,,, don't think it would bother them too much. Board lifters etc are big extras.

you see them fancy drill batteries the customer brought him? £300+

 

[Donzo]

you see them fancy drill batteries the customer brought him? £300+

What's this

 

[lurpak]

can you imagine gps final invoice compard to quote

quote:
labour: over-board and skim 3x3 bathroom ceiling £150
+ Materials

final invoice:
labour: over-board and skim 3x3 bathroom ceiling £150

materials

plasterboard £12
1 x mult £6
scrim screws etc £5
board lifter £150
new battery for drill £200
tyres for van £400
safety boots £80
personalised printed dust sheets £300


that'll be £1153 luv, call it £1150 for cash

 

[gps]

I reckon you could squeeze another couple of grand out them,,,, don't think it would bother them too much. Board lifters etc are big extras.

£100 boardlifter vs Labourer x 2 days £140

 

[gps]

you see them fancy drill batteries the customer brought him? £300+

That’s costed in over several jobs lol

 

[gps]

can you imagine gps final invoice compard to quote

quote:
labour: over-board and skim 3x3 bathroom ceiling £150
+ Materials

final invoice:
labour: over-board and skim 3x3 bathroom ceiling £150

materials

plasterboard £12
1 x mult £6
scrim screws etc £5
board lifter £150
new battery for drill £200
tyres for van £400
safety boots £80
personalised printed dust sheets £300


that'll be £1153 luv, call it £1150 for cash

It’s not a charity I’m running here

 

[lurpak]

It’s not a charity I’m running here

 

[Vincey]

 

[Donzo]

I that's the customer paying gps

 

[gps]

I that's the customer paying gps

It’s not, I don’t accept cash as payment I thank you.

 

[lurpak]

It’s not, I don’t accept cash as payment I thank you.

gold bullions only?

 

[gps]

gold bullions only?

Bank transfer or bitcoin will do thanks

 

[lurpak]

Bank transfer or bitcoin will do thanks

 

[Donzo]

It’s not, I don’t accept cash as payment I thank you.

Wtf

 

[gps]

Wtf

Bank transfer only.

 

[lurpak]

Bank transfer only.

How many of your customers head butted you?

 

[gps]

How many of your customers head butted you?

0

 

[algeeman]

2 bits of timber overlapping x2 screw to joist....slide in board ...screw up board...
there you go a board holder for free with half the hassle.

 

[lurpak]

0

only a matter of time lol

 

[Donzo]

0

Watch your tyres on this job.

 

[lurpak]

Watch your tyres on this job.

and he doesn't mean the ones on your fancy board lifter

 

[gps]

Watch your tyres on this job.

Thanks for the warning, if anything happens to them I’ll pass your details onto the local constabulary.

 

[Donzo]

Thanks for the warning, if anything happens to them I’ll pass your details onto the local constabulary.

Need address of property,,, r u a snake in the grass as well.

 

[gps]

Need address of property,,, r u a snake in the grass as well.

So let me get this right, you witness a crime of someone being raped or murdered, and you don’t pass on relevant information ?

If by doing so that makes me a snake then so be it

 

[Donzo]

So let me get this right, you witness a crime of someone being raped or murdered, and you don’t pass on relevant information ?

If by doing so that makes me a snake then so be it

We were joking about your tyres, wtf
Who said rape, murder,, ffs you are losing the plot.

 

[gps]

We were joking about your tyres, wtf
Who said rape, murder,, ffs you are losing the plot.

My equilibrium is all good

 

[Donzo]

My equilibrium is all good

You need to go home, have a barbecue, swallay.

Chill your beans

 

[lurpak]

gps you've proper lost the plot but i love where your heads at

 

[Donzo]

gps you've proper lost the plot but i love where your heads at

It's full of madness. Lol
Rape, murder,on plasterers forum, he keeps us going.
How did this get to this from tyres on a van. Lol

 

[gps]

It's full of madness. Lol
Rape, murder,on plasterers forum, he keeps us going.
How did this get to this from tyres on a van. Lol

What you need to ask is how it got from a board lifter to my tyres.

May I suggest you start getting up earlier in the mornings, your feeble attempts to get one over me is proving way to futile lol.

 

[Donzo]

What you need to ask is how it got from a board lifter to my tyres.

May I suggest you start getting up earlier in the mornings, your feeble attempts to get one over me is proving way to futile lol.

You have a little bit of paranoia, no one here is trying to get one over you. It's all banter as you once said.lots of potential screws may have been dropped out van. Hence tyre damage.

 

[gps]

You have a little bit of paranoia, no one here is trying to get one over you. It's all banter as you once said.lots of potential screws may have been dropped out van. Hence tyre damage.

Not with my new collated de Walt drill lol.

And it’s just banter back my old fruit.

 

[McPlaster]

Behave fellas, it's a silly boys plastering forum, that's all.

 

[McPlaster]

Anyway I'm better than all you lot at plastering, I would be quicker too if the heat didn't make my arthritic wrist hurt like funk