Help Needed: Balcony Rendering and Ingress Issues!

[gt4]

We've run into a bit of a snag with the external rendering on one of our property.

[Picture below]

Our property is the the grey section. Should the bottom look that wet after rainfall?

We seem to have ingress on the balcony. It's causing some water damage with the internal sill and skirting. Is this is par for the course with external rendering or have we got a bigger issue on our hands.

1. Is this kind of ingress normal in external rendering?
2. Any idea what might be causing it?
3. How can we fix it and stop it from coming back?
4. Any tips on materials or techniques to prevent future problems?
5. The middle seems to have the permanent water mark/line even in dry weather is that normal?

We'd really appreciate any insights or experiences you can share. Help us get back on track with this project!

Cheers,

 

[Vincey]

I’d take the top floor render and middle off and start again it’s a crap design , get rid of the wood defo

 

[Monkey Boy]

Looks like the bottom third has already been re done once
hack all off and re think

 

[000]

It is the dentil course in brickwork, bad finish , where render meets brickwork …Needs a bead design to overhang brickwork ———

 

[clone of lurpak]

those french doors look fkin shite like that

 

[Spitandpolish]

those french doors look fkin shite like that

Where did you hide his body ?

 

[clone of lurpak]

Where did you hide his body ?

Lurpys?

 

[Spitandpolish]

Lurpys?

No , F*****g Lord Lucan's ! What do you think ?

 

[clone of lurpak]

he's still alive......last I heard he went skipping off into the sunset hand in hand with smoother

 

[Spitandpolish]

he's still alive......last I heard he went skipping off into the sunset hand in hand with smoother

Who told you that ?

 

[clone of lurpak]

Who told you that ?

Grindr

 

[Spitandpolish]

he's still alive......last I heard he went skipping off into the sunset hand in hand with smoother

So why have you stolen his name and made it your own, slightly creepy that is !
Clone of spit and polish ? I'd be turning in my grave so I would !

 

[Spitandpolish]

Grindr

You lie !!!!

 

[bobski]

So why have you stolen his name and made it your own, slightly creepy that is !
Clone of spit and polish ? I'd be turning in my grave so I would !

That's it I'm going for the rename......



Clown spits and swallows

 

[Monkey Boy]

@CloneOfSmoother

 

[paulf]

@CloneOfSmoother

@spunk junkie

 

[Spitandpolish]

That's it I'm going for the rename......



Clown spits and swallows

f**k it mate ! Me too ! I'm having "Lord Lucan". There's no way that c**ts going to even think about legal action given his predicament !

 

[Spitandpolish]

@CloneOfSmoother

Not bad mate !

 

[clone of lurpak]

So why have you stolen his name and made it your own, slightly creepy that is !
Clone of spit and polish ? I'd be turning in my grave so I would !

just wanna keep the great mans memory alive on TPF....wonderful spread best on here miss him terribly

 

[Spitandpolish]

just wanna keep the great mans memory alive on TPF....wonderful spread best on here miss him terribly

So, he is dead !!! Where have you hidden the body ? It will go much better for you in the long run if you just come clean now !