Boiled eggs

[lurpak]

3 inches of water is plenty enough to cover his bits!

Oi, the water was cold honest

 

[Cockney]

Oi, the water was cold honest

I believe you mate. Many wouldn’t! Lol

 

[beader]

Mrs Beader in the bath.

 

[Andy g]

Mrs Beader in the bath.

f**k**g steptoeand son f**k**g love it

 

[lurpak]

Have they let you in yet @Stevieo or they still pretending to be closed

 

[Madmax]

 

[Madmax]

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You rich c**ts with your taps

 

[Stevieo]

Have they let you in yet @Stevieo or they still pretending to be closed

I split the difference, got some cans and painted them boot prints out.

 

[Andy g]

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He is that bissy he's forgotten about his garden

 

[Madmax]

He is that bissy he's forgotten about his garden

If u got time for gardening in August u doing something wrong Andyg

 

[Andy g]

If u got time for gardening in August u doing something wrong Andyg

Mate I make time for both

 

[Madmax]

Mate I make time for both

Do mine if u want

 

[Andy g]

Do mine if u want

Mate don't let basterd builder rule your life, ,bet they go home to a good garden

 

[Andy g]

If u got time for gardening in August u doing something wrong Andyg

f**k**g August I fishing gardening growing veg growing plants going to garden center mate having days off with missus like I keep say f**k builder because they are basterd

 

[JessThePlasterer]

@lurpak ’s big toe @Stevieo ?

 

[lurpak]

@lurpak ’s big toe @Stevieo ?

dinner time

 

[Gibbo]

Not on my watch

Your watch is f**k*d then

 

[lurpak]

Your watch is f**k*d then

Float n scratch same day wet n skim in Morning. Different folk different watches lol

 

[JessThePlasterer]

dinner time

Would you like some meat and veg with your potato?! Clawski’s cooking me up a chicken dinner!!

 

[Madmax]

I

f**k**g August I fishing gardening growing veg growing plants going to garden center mate having days off with missus like I keep say f**k builder because they are basterd

can’t grow veg my dogs dog it up.
I own every shitty blade of grass in my shitty garden and I am the b*****d contractor but I like your philosophy mate family come first agreed.

 

[lurpak]

Only thing to make this thread better would be if Andy started it

 

[Andy g]

I

can’t grow veg my dogs dog it up.
I own every shitty blade of grass in my shitty garden and I am the b*****d contractor but I like your philosophy mate family come first agreed.

Andyg got no family or friends

 

[Gibbo]

I

can’t grow veg my dogs dog it up.
I own every shitty blade of grass in my shitty garden and I am the b*****d contractor but I like your philosophy mate family come first agreed.

Get some artificial grass thats what I did

 

[Cockney]

Andyg got no family or friends

What about the wife?

 

[Groove37]

Andyg got no family or friends

We are all your friends here pal

 

[Olican]

Andyg got no family or friends

Any kids Andrew?

 

[Andy g]

Any kids Andrew?

No

 

[Andy g]

What about the wife?

Yes got missus a DIAMOND

 

[Cockney]

Yes got missus a DIAMOND

There you go mate! Family and best friend all rolled into one.

 

[beader]

Is this her?

 

[Olican]

No

Any plans to have any? How old are you?

 

[Andy g]

Any plans to have any? How old are you?

No 54years

 

[paulf]

Yes got missus a DIAMOND

 

[Olican]

No 54years

Still time

 

[Andy g]

Still time

No f**k it not meant to be that's life