Annoying quips

[Runswithscissors]

You don't hang around! When all youve done is scratched on a wall lol

are you a cat Beddy.....? LOL

 

[JessThePlasterer]

"Did you get any on the walls" - whilst glaring at my trousers coverd in plaster from casting

(im a fibrous plasterer, not plasterer, So no **** off)

That doesn't happen our mate Kirk!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

If you have any spare plaster left can you just ............................

I'm on a water meter you know...........................

Can you artex??

'Can you artex?' Love that :RpS_lol:

 

[JessThePlasterer]

And what does your........ paaartner do? :RpS_unsure:

I know its a tad unusual but I'm not actually G**

 

[Arti]

I also hate the " ive got no money, so can i pipe you off"....................:huh:

 

[S a plastering]

What part of manny ya from Jess I lve near traff centre

 

[Jace]

I also hate the " ive got no money, so can i pipe you off"....................:huh:

i thought we agreed to keep that a secret:RpS_confused:

 

[Arti]

Im trying to champion your skills Jace......................:RpS_thumbup:

 

[plasterworks]

When can we sand it down?
will them trowel marks show once it's painted?
does it come off carpets ok?
how do I unblock the bath?

 

[jesssop]

Shame im gonna wall paper it!

 

[raggles]

Does anyone else hear the phrase glass plasterer

Yes and i have and always say "A What "

 

[leebo02]

Itll probably only take half an hour

heres my tools do it yourself then

 

[S a plastering]

that's another one ...how much was it again knowing dam well how much it was

 

[Nisus]

Can you do the job over a few Monday's that's my only day off. :huh:

Can you start after 10am I like a lie in on my days off :RpS_unsure:

I could only get £200 out the cash machine is cheque ok for the rest of it :RpS_sneaky:

My wife said....... :RpS_lol:

Can you leave any left over materials seen as we've paid for them :glare:

We're having a wedding party here so need it done ASAP :rolleyes)

The new furnitures being delivered tomorrow :-0

He's a nice dog hes soft as a brush (as he's jumping up you scratching your arms to bits & slobbering all over you) :RpS_cursing:

 

[kebab king]

I didnt realsie you would be using my electricity so much.

 

[scottie5]

How much for cash? .....
Oh that was for cash!......
Another 30%! I'll just nip down the bank......

 

[Jace]

"i had nowhere for the furniture to go so can you do that half then move it all down and do the other half"
sorry does it say furniture removals on my facking shirt

 

[SPREADS]

"i had nowhere for the furniture to go so can you do that half then move it all down and do the other half"
sorry does it say furniture removals on my facking shirt

I just casually say ,that carpet going in the skip yea?


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[JessThePlasterer]

What part of manny ya from Jess I lve near traff centre

Moving to Fallowfield soon-ish. If you see a tatty old car trying to look like a van with loads a **** sticking out of it (think of the builder weirdos from 'the money pitt') and magnetic signs..... that's me! :RpS_thumbup:......... or maybe :RpS_blushing: is more appropriate!

 

[jamesthefirst]

Will you send me an invoice?
Answer: No I'll just go the van and write it out.:glare:

 

[SPREADS]

Will you send me an invoice?
Answer: No I'll just go the van and write it out.:glare:

Too right james


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[S a plastering]

Moving to Fallowfield soon-ish. If you see a tatty old car trying to look like a van with loads a **** sticking out of it (think of the builder weirdos from 'the money pitt') and magnetic signs..... that's me! :RpS_thumbup:......... or maybe :RpS_blushing: is more appropriate!

fallow field eh goin back to university haha

 

[Skimble]

It's only a small job/just needs a quick skim/probably half a day, etc.

Basically when people are telling you it should cost peanuts before you've even seen the job.

 

[Jace]

sometimes i like to throw a fox amongst the hens and if a family friend or the likes has some work that needs doing but i cant fit it in ill go round have a look and tell them "yeah its only an hour or so work" knowing full well its like an entire room with loads of prep. the way i figure it is itll make the conversation between potential plasterers and said client lots of fun and give my competition a bit of a headache haha

 

[FrankNewman275]

There's an hours work in it for one of your lads


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[adamd]

'Ive had a leak and need a quote for the insurance - can you come round and i'll tell you what needs doing'

Needless to say I never bothered going .... scamming chunt

 

[johniosaif]

And what does your........ paaartner do? :RpS_unsure:

I know its a tad unusual but I'm not actually G**

On here ,you are G**, it works for us.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

On here ,you are G**, it works for us.

Oh yes, sorry... akward :RpS_blushing:

 

[johniosaif]

Oh yes, sorry... akward :RpS_blushing:

For me, people assume. Love to drink and dig holes..in my spare time.." The Irish were great at making the roads" " the Irish love a drink"

 

[Arti]

what about potatoes

 

[SpankySouthport]

Do you mind just whipping that rad off? Yeah no problem :rage:

Packing up getting tool in the van, you ok just to put the rad back on!!

Never again am I touching a rad, was only because I knew the fella of sorts


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[scottie5]

I heard the most offensive joke ever the other day which involved potatoes.

 

[johniosaif]

what about potatoes

Queen Anne's, king johns ,?

 

[johniosaif]

I heard the most offensive joke ever the other day which involved potatoes.

I never seen a potato been offended...

 

[Arti]

Queen Anne's, king johns ,?

jersey royals