A plasterer’s life poem

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Gettingpeggedbyaragni

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Getting in the van looking like a rock hard man,
Ive got my dickies apprentices on making the neighbours get a massive hard on
‘Look at them boots theyre all new and shiny’
‘And i must say maria hes muscley and not wirey’
‘A plasterer i am!, one coat is a scam!’
My prices are a bargain and i use an 18 inch carbon.
I dnt use stilts its not a circus! Been old school they would curse us!
I use a crate this isnt a debate,
Sitting deep on my ragni whilst i vigoursly masturbate!

If anyone feels free to post a poem as well thats fine.

#skimming buddies
 
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Gettingpeggedbyaragni said:
Getting in the van looking like a rock hard man,
Ive got my dickies apprentices on making the neighbours get a massive hard on
‘Look at them boots theyre all new and shiny’
‘And i must say maria hes muscley and not wirey’
‘A plasterer i am!, one coat is a scam!’
My prices are a bargain and i use an 18 inch carbon.
I dnt use stilts its not a circus! Been old school they would curse us!
I use a crate this isnt a debate,
Sitting deep on my ragni whilst i vigoursly masturbate!

If anyone feels free to post a poem as well thats fine.

#skimming buddies
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Your not old school when your hash tagging skimming buddies lol
 
Well that was proper s**t!

Most people who skim are dim,
And that's not said on a whim.
They voted for Brexit and Tory,
But that's not the end of the story.
They all know better than science,
In the face of evidence? Defiance.
Is it a joke or drugs do they smoke?
Nope, it's just the typical plastering bloke.

:popcorn:
 
I popped round to a customers gaff to quote a job,
When I told her my price she told me I was a robbing twattin knob,
2 weeks later I happend to receive a call,
From the same lady asking if I could pop round again,
Cause the cheapest quote f**k*d up my walls
 
stuart23 said:
I’ve a case of lager here you can have, feel like s**t today, hope to fk I’m not coming down with anything.
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stuart mate I've been rough as fuuck last 2/3 weeks
feel better now I've had a beer ...

problem now is I've run out
finley asleep
so I cant get to the alcohol market :crying: :crying:
 
Two plasterers working in a room together
One on the ceiling the other trying to feather
Everyone using bg specification,
all across the nation
There plaster is top draw,
so raw,
just mix and pour
You can deny it but will find,
in time,
it wil be fine,
just like mine,
Some spreads are to old,
they start to fold
due to the pressure,
they struggle to even measure
But there is hope for if they’re to slow , they can go with the flow , yes you know,there experience will show,
So try do your best and you will see
That you can be brilliant just like me
Sheets all the time and a thistle gyprime,
 
Gettingpeggedbyaragni said:
Getting in the van looking like a rock hard man,
Ive got my dickies apprentices on making the neighbours get a massive hard on
‘Look at them boots theyre all new and shiny’
‘And i must say maria hes muscley and not wirey’
‘A plasterer i am!, one coat is a scam!’
My prices are a bargain and i use an 18 inch carbon.
I dnt use stilts its not a circus! Been old school they would curse us!
I use a crate this isnt a debate,
Sitting deep on my ragni whilst i vigoursly masturbate!

If anyone feels free to post a poem as well thats fine.

#skimming buddies
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you are defo a plasterer, don't give up the day job Byron.
 
Vincey said:
Two plasterers working in a room together
One on the ceiling the other trying to feather
Everyone using bg specification,
all across the nation
There plaster is top draw,
so raw,
just mix and pour
You can deny it but will find,
in time,
it wil be fine,
just like mine,
Some spreads are to old,
they start to fold
due to the pressure,
they struggle to even measure
But there is hope for if they’re to slow , they can go with the flow , yes you know,there experience will show,
So try do your best and you will see
That you can be brilliant just like me
Sheets all the time and a thistle gyprime,
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That's stormzy f**k*d then.
 
Vincey said:
Two plasterers working in a room together
One on the ceiling the other trying to feather
Everyone using bg specification,
all across the nation
There plaster is top draw,
so raw,
just mix and pour
You can deny it but will find,
in time,
it wil be fine,
just like mine,
Some spreads are to old,
they start to fold
due to the pressure,
they struggle to even measure
But there is hope for if they’re to slow , they can go with the flow , yes you know,there experience will show,
So try do your best and you will see
That you can be brilliant just like me
Sheets all the time and a thistle gyprime,
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sick bars fam
 
Vincey said:
Two plasterers working in a room together
One on the ceiling the other trying to feather
Everyone using bg specification,
all across the nation
There plaster is top draw,
so raw,
just mix and pour
You can deny it but will find,
in time,
it wil be fine,
just like mine,
Some spreads are to old,
they start to fold
due to the pressure,
they struggle to even measure
But there is hope for if they’re to slow , they can go with the flow , yes you know,there experience will show,
So try do your best and you will see
That you can be brilliant just like me
Sheets all the time and a thistle gyprime,
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You are 100% batshit crazy, it’s no even up for debate
 
just for you yer west mids wankspittle...........


there was a G** courser called Lurpy
who comes across a bit fkin Derpy
he's a chancer from Brum
n takes it up the bum
where it ends up all sticky n Slurpy
 
algeeman said:
I need a beer
la
Dee
da
da
do
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Be careful been on the booze for too long mate, after a while it can mess with ya brain and make ya paranoid and stuff, think that your missus is getting creampied by dpd driver etc. A good month without beer and the world feels a better place and vibrant. Its then you look back and think how the hell did i use to function.
 
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