Your queen bids you play with your bishop!

[JessThePlasterer]

So chess!

@algeeman
@imago
@John j
@Stevieo

And whoever else!

Can play each other online with an app. I just downloaded this one.

Anyone game?

 

[Stevieo]

So chess!

@algeeman
@imago
@John j
@Stevieo

And whoever else!

Can play each other online with an app. I just downloaded this one.

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Anyone game?

But the nobody else could see.

Algeeman has already started the game with board the wrong way round, started with black, got a lighter for a knight and cant remember who's go it is.

It'd save some of that, I suppose

 

[Deleted member 23452]

So chess!

And whoever else!

Can play each other online with an app. I just downloaded this one.
Anyone game?

I can't at the moment, thanks for the thought.

 

[paulf]

No chance, everytime you move a piece a woman has an incredible loud orgasm.

 

[lurpak]

Nah

 

[John j]

I have a game been years since last time .




Hmmmmm

 

[JessThePlasterer]

No chance, everytime you move a piece a woman has an incredible loud orgasm.

Really? Oooooooh

 

[John j]

I can't at the moment, thanks for the thought.

Pussy

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I have a game been years since last time .




Hmmmmm

Download app. My username is Scouseski . If I don’t win..... sleep with one eye open!

 

[paulf]

It's like watching glaciers move.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

@ChrispyUK ?

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Pussy

Something like that.

 

[John j]

Download app. My username is Scouseski . If I don’t win..... sleep with one eye open!

K.ll sort it tomoz.



f**k we need tonget back to work lol

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It's like watching glaciers move.

We went to the pub with some mates. We were having a laugh etc. There was a chessboard. We decided to have a game. Four hours later it had become the most intense game of couples chess

Si made two moves for us without my permission and lost us pieces both times.... there was nearly a bloodbath

 

[ChrispyUK]

@ChrispyUK ?

Not at the mo Jess. Just researching how to get straight ceiling lines

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Not at the mo Jess. Just researching how to get straight ceiling lines

Sounds nearly as interesting as chess!

 

[Stevieo]

Not at the mo Jess. Just researching how to get straight ceiling lines

You'd have to ask a plasterer.

Or you could just do what I do and run off before the decorator points it out

 

[ChrispyUK]

You'd have to ask a plasterer.

Or you could just do what I do and run off before the decorator points it out

I did think of using masking tape.

 

[paulf]

We need some chess trash talk.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

We need some chess trash talk.

I’m gonna make everyone’s queens my little bitch! .........I’m gonna make their kings bitches! ....... MY KNIGHTS GONNA f**k THEIR KINGS UP THE ARSE WITH THEIR MASSIVE STEED DICKS!!!!! Whaaaaaaat.....

 

[Stevieo]

I’m gonna make everyone’s queens my little bitch! .........I’m gonna make their kings bitches! ....... MY KNIGHTS GONNA f**k THEIR KINGS UP THE ARSE WITH THEIR MASSIVE STEED DICKS!!!!! Whaaaaaaat.....

Have you been drinking again?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Have you been drinking again?

Maybe....

 

[zombie]

But the nobody else could see.

Algeeman has already started the game with board the wrong way round, started with black, got a lighter for a knight and cant remember who's go it is.

It'd save some of that, I suppose

And that's before hes had a drink!!!!

 

[Stevieo]

And that's before hes had a drink!!!!

He's been trying to make one move for the past hour and a half

 

[ChrispyUK]

He's been trying to make one move for the past hour and a half

Best pop a Stela in him

 

[essexandy]

I can't at the moment, thanks for the thought.

@JessThePlasterer that's got to be by far the most polite 'f**k off bitch' I've ever heard.

 

[lurpak]

@JessThePlasterer that's got to be by far the most polite 'f**k off bitch' I've ever heard.

Brutal wasn’t it

 

[algeeman]

And that's before hes had a drink!!!!

I simply cant think straight in this house

gonna sit in the garage tomorrow
if I hear that word "DAD"
1 more f**k**g time I'm gonna explode

 

[Stevieo]

I simply cant think straight in this house

gonna sit in the garage tomorrow
if I hear that word "DAD"
1 more f**k**g time I'm gonna explode

Da-aad

 

[essexandy]

Brutal wasn’t it

And she gave it a 'friendly' thingy.

 

[algeeman]

Da-aad

c**t

 

[hector]

I’m gonna make everyone’s queens my little bitch! .........I’m gonna make their kings bitches! ....... MY KNIGHTS GONNA f**k THEIR KINGS UP THE ARSE WITH THEIR MASSIVE STEED DICKS!!!!! Whaaaaaaat.....

you have got to cut down on your herbal tea jess,...sending you over the edge

 

[JessThePlasterer]

you have got to cut down on your herbal tea jess,...sending you over the edge

 

[JessThePlasterer]

@JessThePlasterer that's got to be by far the most polite 'f**k off bitch' I've ever heard.

Playing chess Andrew?

 

[essexandy]

Playing chess Andrew?

f**k off butch