Olican
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Mer gud plastering starts in yer heid Dan wid yer troweld&t!!!
Mer gud plastering starts in yer heid Dan wid yer troweld&t!!!
Just looked up felching, and found this......Never belch mid felch
Lol , googling felching on a Saturday night! Settling right into TPF then me old fruitJust looked up felching, and found this......
Made me laugh......
- News story 1: “In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.” At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.” Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract”
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Have watched two rugby games today, apparently this means that I have to suffer an entire evening of meaningless drivel that Mrs.Dropsalot insists is "entertainment"........lolLol , googling felching on a Saturday night! Settling right into TPF then me old fruit
Two good games, thought England looked a little lacklustre though. I'm looking forward to Wales Italy tomorrowHave watched two rugby games today, apparently this means that I have to suffer an entire evening of meaningless drivel that Mrs.Dropsalot insists is "entertainment"........lol
One up the rectum doesn't affect 'emOne in the Bum, no harm done.
Suck off a dog
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