Words of wisdom

[safco]

The one who understands does not speak; the one who speaks does not understand.

 

[hector]

if a tree falls down in a forest, and there is no one around, does it make a noise

 

[Fatarm]

Judge not before you judge yourself.

 

[Marshy]

Drink and be merry and stop bloody whinging about garbage!!

 

[beddy]

Always double up when using cheap toilet roll

 

[jesssop]

Dont eat yellow snow

 

[scottie5]

An eye for an eye makes the world blind.
Unless of course you happen to be the last man in which case you could just hide.

 

[hector]

billy shakespere would be proud of us, these writings of literature

 

[Olican]

patch the patch, not the wall. never waste a half decent erection

 

[leebo02]

knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the longer the explanation the bigger the lie

 

[scottie5]

Im not young enough to know everything.

 

[safco]

life is not about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning how to dance in the rain:RpS_biggrin:

 

[leebo02]

speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret

 

[scottie5]

Wear sunscreen

 

[jesssop]

Shut up when im talking to you

 

[SpankySouthport]

Don't go where a path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.......






























Of poo

 

[jesssop]

To fart in ones space suit it to crap on ones owne face man

 

[raggles]

The one who understands does not speak; the one who speaks does not understand.

You been watching Kung Fu Grass Hopper :RpS_confused:

 

[onecoatmagiccoat]

Even when I'm wrong...I'm still right...

 

[bubbles65]

Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn :RpS_thumbup:

 

[Loren]

Cut it down three times and it's still to short.

 

[kebab king]

One in the Bum, no harm done.

 

[scottie5]

I'd like to agree with you, . ........ but then we'd both be wrong.

 

[cossyshamo]

the only thing that succeeds is a budgie!
:RpS_laugh:

 

[BryantPlastering]

In complete darkness we are all the same, its only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us.don't let your eyes deceive you.

 

[jeanclaudevangyproc]

Don't become a feckin spread


It's really all the same just a different name

 

[Rhys]

If a man talks and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[jmoss5]

Be not solitary, be not idle.

 

[OldGeezer]

A man who makes no mistakes makes feck all

Someone asks a question
You say
There's only one thing I don't know and I'm gonna look that up tonight

I admit I made a mistake once
I thought I was wrong but I wasn't

 

[Mrdsking]

Man with hands in pocket is feeling cocky

 

[Jgreenplastering]

Create solutions not excuses


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[kgreigh]

patch the patch, not the wall

d&t!!!

 

[A.plasterer]

Dirty pants , clean botty

 

[theclemo]

Don't be a f**k**g plasterer

 

[pixie]

That wasn't in the price