Where’s Lurpy?

[Gibbo]

You got any farm shops near by

 

[Lastlaff]

 

[John j]

Lots of butcher delivering round here now. I.m going later next week. Got tail end of oap que

 

[Cockney]

I’ve tried that as well mate but that’s even proved to be hard work around here. I live in a little village full of old c**ts that seem to spend every waking hour Buying everything up lol....went to make a Chile the other day and couldn’t buy chopped tomatoes or kidney beans for love or money.

I live in a little village myself mate. Try and get to a co-op or spar they’ve got everything you’ll need and much more availability of stock than supermarkets anyway. My nearest co-op is 5miles away, gets you out to clear you’re head and for a little drive as well.

 

[hollybank]

I live in a little village myself mate. Try and get to a co-op or spar they’ve got everything you’ll need and much more availability of stock than supermarkets anyway. My nearest co-op is 5miles away, gets you out to clear you’re head and for a little drive as well.

I’m the same thank goodness for the co op the workers need a medal
Bargain booze opposite too
Happy days

 

[Gibbo]

I live in a little village myself mate. Try and get to a co-op or spar they’ve got everything you’ll need and much more availability of stock than supermarkets anyway. My nearest co-op is 5miles away, gets you out to clear you’re head and for a little drive as well.

Thought you lived in that shithole bury st edmunds

 

[John j]

I live in a little village myself mate. Try and get to a co-op or spar they’ve got everything you’ll need and much more availability of stock than supermarkets anyway. My nearest co-op is 5miles away, gets you out to clear you’re head and for a little drive as well.

Never seen jeelied eels in coop.

 

[Cockney]

Thought you lived in that shithole bury st edmunds

For you information gobbo, I live in a beautiful and lovely little village 7miles just out of town. That town being Bury St Edmunds which is a fantastic and very affluent part of the country, unlike that doss-hole and breading ground for druggies and alcoholics known as dunmow!!

 

[Gibbo]

For you information gobbo, I live in a beautiful and lovely little village 7miles just out of town. That town being Bury St Edmunds which is a fantastic and very affluent part of the country, unlike that doss-hole and breading ground for druggies and alcoholics known as dunmow!!

Yeah right I've worked in bury it's a shithole and full of EU c**ts as where dunmow is far more affluent

 

[Gibbo]

You got a greggs = shithole

 

[Gibbo]

And polish shops just like thetford a shithole

 

[Cockney]

Yeah right I've worked in bury it's a shithole and full of EU c**ts as where dunmow is far more affluent

Wrong again this time you little know it all. Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Gibbo]

Homeless problem aswell = shithole

 

[Gibbo]

Wrong again this time you little know it all. Hahahahaha!!!!

I know cause I have worked there Kentford is nice and chevely and narrow but bury apart from the old bit is a shithole

 

[Cockney]

I know cause I have worked there Kentford is nice and chevely and narrow but bury apart from the old bit is a shithole

Wrong again! Lol
But this does look like a proper little squashed in s**t-hole to me!

 

[Gibbo]

Wrong again! Lol
But this does look like a proper little squashed in s**t-hole to me!

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It's all I need I ain't some flash c**t

 

[Gibbo]

Love the way you took out time to look me up but never turned up

 

[lurpak]

Love the way you took out time to look me up but never turned up

 

[Cockney]

Love the way you took out time to look me up but never turned up

Expect the unexpected!!
Keep poking.
I still have 1 eye on you! X

 

[lurpak]

Expect the unexpected!!
Keep poking.
I still have 1 eye on you! X

 

[MakeItSmooth]

 

[Gibbo]

Expect the unexpected!!
Keep poking.
I still have 1 eye on you! X

Go for it then stop talking b*ll***s you either go for it or make yourself look like a c**t I ain't bothered

 

[Gibbo]

Big hard man c'mon you know my address do what you said your gonna do

 

[MakeItSmooth]

 

[Cockney]

Fancies me like mad don’t he.

 

[Gibbo]

Big hard man c'mon you know my address do what you said your gonna do

No iam serious step up or f**k off cause I will stab you to bits

 

[Cockney]

Go for it then stop talking b*ll***s you either go for it or make yourself look like a c**t I ain't bothered

Proper hovel of a gaff.

 

[Gibbo]

Fancies me like mad don’t he.

Bottle job

 

[Gibbo]

Bottle job

Bottle job

 

[Gibbo]

Do what you say your gonna do mug

 

[John j]

I.m even getting a tingle theres that much sexual tension here

 

[Cockney]

No iam serious step up or f**k off cause I will stab you to bits

Wouldn’t happen you Lightweight 10st mug!
Who pulled you out of the dung heap anyway???
When you crawled back on here covered in s**t I didn’t think it would be long before you wanted to suck my cock again!!

 

[Gibbo]

Lame step up and do what you said you was gonna do seriously it wont be good for you or your family

 

[MakeItSmooth]

 

[Cockney]

Do what you say your gonna do mug

You’re the one threatening to stab me you pathetic scared little coward!!! Trust me You’d be swallowing you’re teeth before you even pulled it out!