Van advertising

[Mixup twice go home]

Been thinking about a slogan for the vans rear doors,came up with this.
ONLY REAL PLASTERERS CAN FILL THE BIGGEST CRACKS!,should work next to my phone number.

 

[jamesthefirst]

Theres not enough info.

No cracks too big or too small. 24 Hour call out.

 

[jeanclaudevangyproc]

Phil mecrakin plasterer all cracks catered for

 

[Vincey]

Fully guaranteed for 2 days

 

[thebearbeef]

Cash on completion, we never met.