The great things that come with plastering

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user_removed

Well-Known Member
When the customer is fit
When the customers daughter is fit (18 +)
When the customer fires up the old tassimo to mash
When the customer brings cake (biscuits are so so)
When the customer goes out and leave you alone to crack on
As above, but points to the kettle first
Sticky scrim that doesn't fray
When you can park on customers drive
When customer says, Tek them sheets wi thi lad
When staples fire through bead hole first time, every time
Driving away from a job
As above with money from said job
Big chunky skirting boards to work to
When dotting and dabbing actually looks good
When the ritmo runs sweet
When you check ritmo and nothing is wrong
That reveal that stayed in over night
Throwing mesh from scaffolding knowing you don't need it until the next job
Taking your work boots off
Big runs on site and foreman says crack on
Foreman saying you don't need you hard hat on site while inside
Getting good reviews
Looking at a finished job knowing you did it (internal and external)
Finding a sandwich shop that does those massive bread cakes (barms, cobs or rolls for the backwards lot)
Friday afternoon
 

Vincey

Private Member
Getting paid before you start working
:rebotando:

Coffee latte and fry up made for you

:bananahappy:

Decide I want the day off when I want , stay in bed and watch Jeremy Kyle

:bailando:
:hola:
:sisi:
:popcorn:
 

PlasterCraftDundee

Well-Known Member
Turning up to a job and the customer already has dust sheets leading to the room
Customers who see you with a brush/hoover and tell you to just leave the mess they will get it
Cost of material (Internal)
When people say "What you do is art"
Reboarding a lath ceiling and there is a joist right at the cornice
When there's just enough bonding left in the van to block out that raggle you never knew about
When forecast says no rain and there actually is no rain (external)
 

flynnyman

Well-Known Member
When the customer gets all the neighbours in to see what you have done, extra £50, when they are wallpapering ;) when they are tiling all the walls :) when they are throwing the carpet.
 

algeeman

It’s A Boy
Getting paid .....and spunking the fuuckkng lot on your kids yourself and living like a millionaire for a few days ....CAUSE WERE ONLY HERE ONCE !!!!!!

WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO ....HERE WE GO !!
 

uni-king

Private Member
Wen u go out and end up having a sat-Sunday thru session with no sleep or food just the gud stuff and u can go to work Mon,Tues and wed and can do f**k all cos of a cumdown if you want and you havnt got a boss to have a go at you..
 

algeeman

It’s A Boy
Wen u go out and end up having a sat-Sunday thru session with no sleep or food just the gud stuff and u can go to work Mon,Tues and wed and can do f**k all cos of a cumdown if you want and you havnt got a boss to have a go at you..

Then its payday again .....
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

Smudger1

Well-Known Member
When you gotta drop a pine end and the labourer gets every mix spot on like magic speading wonder stuff so you home b4 1pm

When you get 3 or more externals in a row after the nosey neighbours saw the first one looking so good !

Jobs less than a mile from home.

When you gotta obo nail a timber on and you catch a joint between the bricks behind the render and it bites like a goodun

Parking, skip and deliveries right on top of job so no lugging in and out gear.

Cash, slab of lager and gratitude from greatful fit customers :sisi:
 

roryston

Well-Known Member
When your hacking off inside or out and the neighbours moan about the noise but you cant hear them over your hilti

Scaffold that's a foot off the wall

Socket fronts taken off and wires tucked in

We quite like the artex ceilings could you just skim the walls

Roll the carpet up when your done

Skip on the job for you to chuck all your side jobs rubbish in

Finding a dildo

Getting a little extra for doing a good job

Outside tap

Help yourself to anything in the fridge (steak)

You can keep that sweeping brush

Do you need a hand unloading your van

Would you do it for cash

Just do what you got to do then let me know what you want

I'm husband doesn't make love to me anymore
 
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