The b*ll***s That Goes With Plastering

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scottie5

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Your hands gives me the shivers!!! I f**k**g hate dry hands like that, even writing this I'm feeling the effects of it. Merrygold gloves alday for me!


I lash them with barrier cream in the morning so it's all good.
I do know what you saying about the marigold bitch mittens though.
Our lass has beautifully soft hands probably cause she alternates between washing up gloves and oven gloves(y).
 

hail hail

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I lash them with barrier cream in the morning so it's all good.
I do know what you saying about the marigold bitch mittens though.
Our lass has beautifully soft hands probably cause she alternates between washing up gloves and oven gloves(y).


Have never used the barrier cream but might start. Much is it and what's best make
 

Pagey

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When you price a job fairly and they come back and say is that your best price nornally you have to go in high on domestics if you don't trust them and work backwards from there had it this week bloke wanted a 1500 discount I happily declined to do the job
 

hail hail

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They supply it on site in the toilets next the the soap.
I just fill an empty pot up now and then(y).
They also have free sun screen aswell which is a bonus so I fill a big old pot with it before we go on holiday.:descansando:

What do you think of that @hail hail ?,barrier cream,soap,toilets,and fcuking sun cream!.

LMBO! f**k sake they'll be doing your nails next. You horrible f**k**s are spoilt rotten! Last job I was on before xmass that had toilets, the toilets where something out of trainspotting ffs I kid you not.
 

scottie5

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One site even had a big tea urn for instant hot water for brews and pot noodles and stuff.
Although i never used it as the drainage lads cooked there boiled bacon and cabbage in it and it made the gold blend taste like sh!te.
 

scottie5

Private Member
How the fucks do they get away with that. Can u imagine if you just Stapled the bead tight on to that and skimmed it. We would be run off site.

I couldn't do it keith it's not in my nature.
I genuinely think the only person I've robbed or took the p!ss out of over the years is myself.
Boarders are home while 3pm with the family while I'm there till five past 3 sorting the ropey boardwork out.
:boxeador:.
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:(.
 

scottie5

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Still waiting for a video scottie

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My phone battery only lasts about 15mins steve and to be honest im not sure you'd want to watch 2 1/2hrs of 2 gobshites talking bolloxs while listening to ooohh arrr fm on the wireless.
 

roryston

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Oh my ex husband,brother,son,dad,grandad,cousin,bloke who's shagging my mate,local dogger,shop owner, milkman,gas man,homeless man,smelly man, sons friend,daughters bit on the side, bloke in knocking off, town drunk, was a plasterer.

Also

I'm bet your good at icing a cake

And

Bits behind scrim tape
 

scottie5

Private Member
Oh my ex husband,brother,son,dad,grandad,cousin,bloke who's shagging my mate,local dogger,shop owner, milkman,gas man,homeless man,smelly man, sons friend,daughters bit on the side, bloke in knocking off, town drunk, was a plasterer.

Also

I'm bet your good at icing a cake

And

Bits behind scrim tape

@TonyM is mint at icing cakes, here's one of his masterpieces (y).
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jeanclaudevangyproc

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The customer who's booked in for two weeks prior to work being done then fails to reply to texts or phone calls then the day the job is meant to start texts you at 930 asking if you are showing up eg today! [emoji3] then comes my reply gone on to a different job as not had any correspondence from you , now I can only imagine all the c**ts I'm being called haha b*ll***s to them messers


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aspotofbother

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SO why the feck did you call me... they are busy....
Ha ha!
Had that a couple of weeks ago on a job. Chippie was there, within 10mins said, I'm a plasterer too. I'm old school though (what the f**k does that even mean? He can only of been about 40 too)
Really? I reply, why didn't they get you to plaster it then? Seems silly them getting me in when they've already got a spread on site?
Honestly he didn't say a word, just turned on the spot and f**k*d off!!
 

roryston

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Ha ha!
Had that a couple of weeks ago on a job. Chippie was there, within 10mins said, I'm a plasterer too. I'm old school though (what the f**k does that even mean? He can only of been about 40 too)
Really? I reply, why didn't they get you to plaster it then? Seems silly them getting me in when they've already got a spread on site?
Honestly he didn't say a word, just turned on the spot and f**k*d off!!



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mashman

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Your hands gives me the shivers!!! I f**k**g hate dry hands like that, even writing this I'm feeling the effects of it. Merrygold gloves alday for me!
I hated wearing gloves on site but had too for health and safety. Never take them off now and my hands don't crack up and feel shite.Recomend them highly take a bit of getting used to but well worth it
 
I hated wearing gloves on site but had too for health and safety. Never take them off now and my hands don't crack up and feel shite.Recomend them highly take a bit of getting used to but well worth it

The gloves was ok... but when we were rendering the sand would get in teh glove and teh sores were horrific... I ended up wearing surgical gloves and then the other gloves... but thatw as not fun...
 
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