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smoother09

Well-Known Member
It's all good banter I could take offence people starting threads on me but I don't you gotta take it if you give it and I give plenty!
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Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
He’s a f**k**g ace dad! He works like an absolute beast and takes care of his wife and four kids who want for nothing! Look at what he lays on in a day to do that! He’s forever taking them to the beach, the park, days out and his his kids think he’s a legend because he is.

I’ve met Alf, nicest bloke you could hope to meet.

wind your neck in and don’t be so personal
What about me, aren't I ace?

The gifts i lavish upon you, you ungrateful trollop.
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
What about me, aren't I ace?

The gifts i lavish upon you, you ungrateful trollop.
Ah yes…… I did rather like my death whistle to be fair……

And you’ve had some lavish gifts from me too! A love potato and a framed painting of that armless dude :coffe:
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
Ah yes…… I did rather like my death whistle to be fair……

And you’ve had some lavish gifts from me too! A love potato and a framed painting of that armless dude :coffe:
Well yes. A picture of the greatest hero who ever lived was an inspired prize i grant you.

It was worth three (3) regular prizes.

But your fairy glider so you did not become confused and afraid

Your two (2) glitter prizes

Your bubble machine 0 matic

Your death whistle

And many more

Every (every) time the postman comes i weep.

Feel a bit like one of those cargo cult people waiting for the D of E to come back and hand out prizes.

You hag
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Well yes. A picture of the greatest hero who ever lived was an inspired prize i grant you.

It was worth three (3) regular prizes.

But your fairy glider so you did not become confused and afraid

Your two (2) glitter prizes

Your bubble machine 0 matic

Your death whistle

And many more

Every (every) time the postman comes i weep.

Feel a bit like one of those cargo cult people waiting for the D of E to come back and hand out prizes.

You hag
The fairy glider was plain offensive. Everyone else gots cool spitfire …. humph
 
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