It's all good banter I could take offence people starting threads on me but I don't you gotta take it if you give it and I give plenty!
What about me, aren't I ace?He’s a f**k**g ace dad! He works like an absolute beast and takes care of his wife and four kids who want for nothing! Look at what he lays on in a day to do that! He’s forever taking them to the beach, the park, days out and his his kids think he’s a legend because he is.
I’ve met Alf, nicest bloke you could hope to meet.
wind your neck in and don’t be so personal
Well yes. A picture of the greatest hero who ever lived was an inspired prize i grant you.Ah yes…… I did rather like my death whistle to be fair……
And you’ve had some lavish gifts from me too! A love potato and a framed painting of that armless dude
The fairy glider was plain offensive. Everyone else gots cool spitfire …. humphWell yes. A picture of the greatest hero who ever lived was an inspired prize i grant you.
It was worth three (3) regular prizes.
But your fairy glider so you did not become confused and afraid
Your two (2) glitter prizes
Your bubble machine 0 matic
Your death whistle
And many more
Every (every) time the postman comes i weep.
Feel a bit like one of those cargo cult people waiting for the D of E to come back and hand out prizes.