Own up then
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Groove37
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He can’t own up if he’s doing porridge
You're allowed mobiles for good behaviour
I was thinking exactly the same thing, you would expect it if it said doctor or MP,
John j
Mono Don
Dont see why any reference to job they did was needed . Plasterer , doctor. Chicken catcher.
The Hobo
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maybe the g man
smoother09
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I didn’t know catching chickens was a job! Yo you been watching to many rocky films
John j
Mono Don
Some of dope heads in village do it . Make good money but work stupid hours. But they all just get mashed lolI didn’t know catching chickens was a job! Yo you been watching to many rocky films
What's there wild chickens running around were you live
John j
Mono Don
Ha some do get out from enclosure down bypass now and then.
They travel to scotland and all over . Chicken farms . Catch em and kill em
Yeah, there really is a job as a chicken catcher at the big barn-factory type farms - it was on tv recently, in the UK, some non-uk guy got paid pence per chicken caught inside the barn for slaughter. Dusty crappy job, intewrviewr tried it and could n't catch one.
He worked out how many the guy had to catch an hour to make minimum wage = lots.
He worked out how many the guy had to catch an hour to make minimum wage = lots.
John j
Mono Don
These lads are getting 700 plus a week but stupid long hours
f**k me they must be catching some chickens you can get 3 for a £10 in Sainsbury's
tapit
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bollox, you cant move for chickens in a chicken shed/ barn and you would only have to fall over to catch one,.
Gavine The First
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"To make it worse" as, my Gran would have said !
John j
Mono Don
Think they have to kill em as well
Day releases and mobiles are allowed it's a fact mate
Cat D maybe, not in any nick I've ever been to and I've been to quite a few of them, ahem, as a visitor of course
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...s-justice-secretary-david-guake-a8439811.htmlI know this is true, not that I'm naughty either
Cat c
S'pose Cat C in theory aswell as D, staff won't be happy about that.
Mmm, business inside will be brisk then, drugs, witness intimidations, cash transfers, asset protection, etc.. So they've moved or are moving 12 out of an estimated 6,500 and that is going to disrupt the business, what bollx.
6500 is 2 or 3 of those planned super-nicks and loads of ordinary nicks. They'll just arrange business transfer deals, until the screws get tired of moving 'em or run out of money. They save the diesel therapy for the trouble ones.
Mmm, business inside will be brisk then, drugs, witness intimidations, cash transfers, asset protection, etc.. So they've moved or are moving 12 out of an estimated 6,500 and that is going to disrupt the business, what bollx.
6500 is 2 or 3 of those planned super-nicks and loads of ordinary nicks. They'll just arrange business transfer deals, until the screws get tired of moving 'em or run out of money. They save the diesel therapy for the trouble ones.
Porridge, it's a f****** joke, more like health and wellbeing centre put in your dietary requirements get fit as f*** get in with G4S officer and get kebabs and treats brought in
Gavine The First
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Is that the voice of experiance talking ?
No mate as good as what they've got it in there it would be hell on earth to me being away from my my wife and children
Close family members
Gavine The First
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80% of them have mental health problems ! f**k that for a game of soldiers !
Gavine The First
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Agree about the wives and children point but not the life of Riley bit ! I live next to a prison and speak to a few of the screws who drink in my local, its not the picture they paint at all mate !
Not to you and me but to repeat offenders trust me it doesn't face them they see it as a fitness program
Gavine The First
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Suppose, depends on the length of their sentence, have heard a short one being described as "just a wee lie down" think its just bravado bullshit though tbh !
I used to be an angry youngster hung around with some right tools we was always in s***
You could pay someone to take the rap and they would do a short sentence,
Met my missus completely changed me relocated to another part of the country still haven't got any social media accounts or links to the past nearly 20 years later,
Gavine The First
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I respect your honesty . Good move mate !
Good for you Tom, stay away and never go back. Repeat offenders do find it easy, but for Cat B long sentences are rough now. Spice & violence is major problem and a danger to cons and screws alike, and as Gavin says, mental health problems are rife - also caused by Spice.
I'm trying to stay dark on all media, but its not easy, business and govt are pushing towards it all the while. It's too easy for someone with a grudge to find you.
I'm trying to stay dark on all media, but its not easy, business and govt are pushing towards it all the while. It's too easy for someone with a grudge to find you.