New me starts tomorrow

[smoother09]

This evenings dietary supplements

 

[Casper]

Are you sure you're not talking about yourself again, Casper?

I was a fanatical hillwalker and mountain biker. Couldn’t see the attraction in running

 

[stuart23]

Here here see stuart get pacing that tarmac with yer sports bra on so we can all pip yer...yer fat f**k!!!!

Why don’t you get your lard arse out on the streets

 

[Cockney]

He jogs every day.

Most often sprints once the cash is in his hand

Can’t be that hard to outrun grannies mate.

 

[zombie]

Why don’t you get your lard arse out on the streets

Mate...theres fat and theres fat and im another league!!!

 

[smoother09]

Mate...theres fat and theres fat and im another league!!!

How a plasterer that loves a bit of Charlie can be fat baffles me u got lab!

 

[zombie]

How a plasterer that loves a bit of Charlie can be fat baffles me u got lab!

Big boned

 

[essexandy]

Oi leave me out of this.

 

[Cockney]

Oi leave me out of this.

Would I be so cruel?

 

[paulf]

Big boned

 

[ChrispyUK]

Big boned

That old chestnut! Just put one sugar in your pot noodle instead of three...see how that goes and report back

 

[Stevieo]

Big boned

How the f**k can you say that when you wear size 6 shoes?

 

[ChrispyUK]

That old chestnut! Just put one sugar in your pot noodle instead of three...see how that goes and report back

ok, probably too much too soon. Try 2 and report back

 

[essexandy]

Would I be so cruel?

Err, yes.

 

[paulf]

ok, probably too much too soon. Try 2 and report back

Sugar in a pot noodle, might as well chuck an egg in there while your at.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Sugar in a pot noodle, might as well chuck an egg in there while your at.

pervert!

 

[Cockney]

Err, yes.

 

[paulf]

pervert!

That's nothing, wait till @Casper gets his hands on it.

 

[Casper]

Where did you get that pic of Stevieo’s dinner?

 

[paulf]

Where did you get that pic of Stevieo’s dinner?

The yucca did it for him for his birthday, then the shrooms wore off.

 

[Stevieo]

The yucca did it for him for his birthday, then the shrooms wore off.

I found shrooms growing outside Argos today

 

[paulf]

I found shrooms growing outside Argos today

Did you make any money.

 

[Casper]

I found shrooms growing outside Argos today

That was just your fellow countrymen

 

[Stevieo]

Did you make any money.

Didn't pick them. Too many people about

 

[paulf]

Didn't pick them. Too many people about

Paranoid

 

[Stevieo]

Paranoid

I'm not sure if I really like shrooms or not anyway.

Too f**k**g intense

 

[John j]

I’ve got a dog, I’ve explained above, I’ve normally got kids so can’t just leave them in house themselves.

We decided that was a hamster

 

[MakeItSmooth]

I'm not sure if I really like shrooms or not anyway.

Too f**k**g intense

Spoil spore!

 

[zombie]

ive yried to not have a drink every weekend since christmas but genuinley find it impossible...but can not have 1 all mid week

 

[John j]

Having said all that. I’ve yet to see a happy jogger

I said this other day . Who the f**k owt up at 6 in rain and think yes i really wan to go for a run.
Any way I.m 15 7 and 5 10 . Just done 16 miles on push bike

 

[zombie]

I said this other day . Who the f**k owt up at 6 in rain and think yes i really wan to go for a run.
Any way I.m 15 7 and 5 10 . Just done 16 miles on push bike

F.A.T

 

[Stevieo]

F.A.T

Says you.

How do you balance on them pixie shoes?

 

[John j]

F.A.T

Yip and since I hit 40 it takes some shifting

 

[paulf]

I'm not sure if I really like shrooms or not anyway.

Too f**k**g intense

Must be some dark s**t if your saying that.

 

[Stevieo]

Must be some dark s**t if your saying that.

They're alright. I just find them a bit too weird