Is a pretty depressing place to be tonight
If you've got £300 in your paw, you're now in a movie called "Escape from Motherwell"
@Cockney1 would of been one cartying bagAh ffs. Just woke up.
Dreamed about tpf.
Everyone was queued up outside somewhere. A pub maybe and someone was helping an old man back from the shop with a bag of multi.
The old man said to put it on the doorstep but the tpf member said no no, it's alright dad, I'll take it in for you.
They argued about it and someone nudged me - said the old man was @tapit and he wouldn't let the tpf member into his cottage because he didn't want anyone from the forum to see the state of his plastering