morning

[algeeman]

wankers

plans today

 

[Cockney]

wankers

plans today

Wanking.

 

[algeeman]

Wanking.

can't beat a good wank
let's the pressure out

 

[Trowel em up baby]

There’s normally only one thing half term brings is a f**k**g headache wishing to go back to work ..hide and seek. Get half an hour with that one

 

[Topspread16]

can't beat a good wank
let's the pressure out

What about a tyskie on the toilet?

 

[John j]

Wish I had a tiny friend from Essex who loves a 11 inch trowel
@essexandy

 

[essexandy]

Wish I had a tiny friend from Essex who loves a 11 inch trowel
@essexandy View attachment 69990

I bet you just wish you had a friend.

 

[algeeman]

I bet you just wish you had a friend.

que @Stevieo

 

[Lastlaff]

Trying to stop the goat from eating the pineapple out of my Pina Colada

 

[The Hobo]

can't beat a good wank
let's the pressure out

this sites full of wankers

 

[algeeman]

this sites full of wankers

plastering machines
stupid vans
and all that b*ll***s

check them out mate

 

[The Hobo]

plastering machines
stupid vans
and all that b*ll***s

check them out mate


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my favorites

 

[Cockney]

View attachment 69991
Trying to stop the goat from eating the pineapple out of my Pina Colada

Give it to him you tight git! Lol

 

[essexandy]

plastering machines
stupid vans
and all that b*ll***s

check them out mate


View attachment 69993

They look nice.

 

[essexandy]

que @Stevieo

No one wants a friend like Napoleon.

 

[John j]

I bet you just wish you had a friend.

I only have Scottish friends . @stuart23 . He buys me booze .


Well think that's what it was

 

[stuart23]

I only have Scottish friends . @stuart23 . He buys me booze .


Well think that's what it was

Pity I got dragged away by wife or we could have got right on it

 

[John j]

Pity I got dragged away by wife or we could have got right on it

I paid her to do that lol

 

[stuart23]

I paid her to do that lol

Hahahahaha

Nearly believed you until I remembered how tight you are lol

 

[Lastlaff]

Ffs, now the cats after my curry

 

[John j]

Hahahahaha

Nearly believed you until I remembered how tight you are lol

You can't even remember what car she drives

 

[stuart23]

You can't even remember what car she drives

True

 

[algeeman]

I came home last night
sounded like Santa's reindeers

pockets full of miniature whiskeys

I've lost them or shes hid them

 

[John j]

I came home last night
sounded like Santa's reindeers

pockets full of miniature whiskeys

I've lost them or shes hid them

Just have a beer . My first since Thursday.only having one feel loads better

 

[algeeman]

Just have a beer . My first since Thursday.only having one feel loads betterView attachment 70008

whys the doctor laughing

 

[Danny]

evening... making candles tonight.... got a stand at the local fete selling our honey and candles and stuff on Saturday

 

[Monkey Boy]

whys the doctor laughing

I’ve seen them doctors often looking at wonky tits

 

[algeeman]

evening... making candles tonight.... got a stand at the local fete selling our honey and candles and stuff on Saturday

monsochouse what

 

[algeeman]

evening... making candles tonight.... got a stand at the local fete selling our honey and candles and stuff on Saturday

it's Thursday mate

 

[John j]

whys the doctor laughing

Me balls are hanging out a hole in my pj.s lol

 

[algeeman]

I’ve seen them doctors often looking at wonky tits

can't beat a grope of monkeys tits mate

 

[algeeman]

Me all are hanging out a hole in my pj.s lol

can't beat a grope of john j
hungover in his pants

 

[John j]

I’ve seen them doctors often looking at wonky tits

They see some madness.

Two blokes on tonight who started dating each other when they were both women. Worlds mad

 

[algeeman]

@essexandy
can you


forget it

 

[Cockney]

Ffs, now the cats after my curry
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Bunch of ponce’s there mate!
Where are you?