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JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
#36
Pardon me? You think that the Minister of Death wants to be 'promoted' to some sort of lapdog lickspittle spin doctor?


I hear @Tinytom is looking for a badge. Why don't you offer him a job?
And to think I just organised a party in your honour! I was about to launch it in a thread but now you seem somewhat undeserving.

I may launch one for @lurpak Cout Jester instead if you’re going to be ungrateful!
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
#38
And to think I just organised a party in your honour! I was about to launch it in a thread but now you seem somewhat undeserving.

I may launch one for @lurpak Cout Jester instead if you’re going to be ungrateful!
That cukcing clown with the funny shaped feet?

If I love Lord Nelson as I would Lord God above, and I hate a Frenchman as I would the Devil and I signed a bit of paper to say that I love the Queen....

Then how can you not love me?
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
#39
That cukcing clown with the funny shaped feet?

If I love Lord Nelson as I would Lord God above, and I hate a Frenchman as I would the Devil and I signed a bit of paper to say that I love the Queen....

Then how can you not love me?
That makes no sense. You’ve definitely run out of rum you rambling drunk
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
#41
That makes no sense. You’ve definitely run out of rum you rambling drunk
I'm not drunk...yet. I've got one and a half cans left and the pub's open til three.

So you see, I can't be drunk.


What's not to make sense?

You surely love beloved Lord Nelson? Who rid the world of the Napoleonic Menace?

You surely detest the French, who provided the world with a Napoleonic menace?

You surely love the Queen and her lovely soldiers?
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
#43
Who’s in charge of this ‘badging’ and what’s it all about anyway have I missed a thread?
Me. I'm in charge.

So...this badging. I'll decide what you get.

What do you have to offer? We don't have any enemies that need jumped on today.

What else you got?
 

Tinytom

Well-Known Member
#44
Me. I'm in charge.

So...this badging. I'll decide what you get.

What do you have to offer? We don't have any enemies that need jumped on today.

What else you got?
17” guns and an 8 pack
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
#52
Who’s in charge of this ‘badging’ and what’s it all about anyway have I missed a thread?
I badgered Danny to death to make me Queen (and rightly so!) and gathered my court and then one day I was finally anointed and now I am the fairest of them all and rule with all my grace and wisdom!

And I lived happily ever after

The end
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
#53
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


@lurpak look what he's done, the f**k**g animal!!!!!!

@JessThePlasterer now what you gonna do?
@zombie is my Lord if Piss and Wind. And a continuing fine job he’s doing!

He should really have his status under his username too ..... @Danny ? :chica:
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
#55
Why can't I be lord Piss and Wind?

And why can't you find a title for that f**k**g para?
Because you’re my spin doctor so get spinning! I suggested a title for Tom but I’m not the whiss kid :loco:

Now can someone make me some breakfast please?
 

essexandy

The Lake Governor
#56
Because you’re my spin doctor so get spinning! I suggested a title for Tom but I’m not the whiss kid :loco:

Now can someone make me some breakfast please?
I hear that one of the Yorkshire lads is currently warming up some of yesterdays tripe and onions for your breky. Enjoy.