Off today. So took the guts out of the dishwasher.and waste ect. Cleaned it all. All working brand new. Major brownie points. Then I'm cooking dinner. So I say I'm feeling a bit lumpy, do you fancy a roll around later on . She doesn't say much. Five minutes later she comes in , says her stomach is all bloated and shows me . Says she has been trying to go to loo all day ,but it's coming out like rabbit poos. Wots my chances.
Hanky panky.
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ChrispyUK
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left handed wank by the sounds of it. Enjoy!
Complete
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Doesn’t sound appealing or promising to be honest mate
Topspread16
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So you took the guts out the dishwasher and cleaned her waste and she still can’t s**t? What’s a man gotta do?
S a plastering
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Id say your chances for taking her from behind are pretty slim with a wiff of poo there
Cockney
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Groove37
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Balls and all??Nothing wrong with her mouth is there?
Deep throat that biaatch!
Cockney
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No way, he should smash em off her chin just for her bare faced cheek mate.
stuart23
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How did you get the guts out the dishwasher? Needing to do it to mine but no idea how.
ChrispyUK
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youtube
Retired Spread
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ChrispyUK
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The question is, what about your input?!!
Groove37
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I think she’s now on the output
ChrispyUK
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It’s the same script passed down from mother to daughter through the ages
hollybank
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Leave her be then !It’s the same script passed down from mother to daughter through the ages
we will all chip in for a Xmas present for you
Ritch
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I’d have a migraine too if I had to listen to your tosh all day lol
smoother09
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Perfect situation for a game of stinkfinger! 
Love that gamePerfect situation for a game of stinkfinger!
Casper
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The only hole you’re poking is yer own lolPerfect situation for a game of stinkfinger!
usually i say , well the stallion is out of the stable, mrs. hector says the nag is out of the knackers yard
usually i say, well would you like a good seeing to for 3/4 hours, or a tatie pot , tatie pot every time dear she says,
or my fav pull my nightie down when you have finished she says,
usually i say, well would you like a good seeing to for 3/4 hours, or a tatie pot , tatie pot every time dear she says,
or my fav pull my nightie down when you have finished she says,
MakeItSmooth
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1) She's probably not really bloated at all, and is crapping just fine. She just doesn't want a roll in the hay (an amazing coincidence that she didn't mention being bloated until you asked for a bit of action, don't you think?)
Alternatively
2) Tell her to cut down on the cheese (too much calcium + fat) and to get more magnesium in her diet. Too much cheese is one of the fastest ways to get constipated.
3) Next time, get your request in, and her answer, before you clean out the dishwasher. She might be a bit more motivated!