Best Questions

[matt01]

How long till we can paint or when will it dry.
If I had a pound for everytime that question was asked.

 

[lewisricekrispy]

Depends when the cheaque clears

 

[flat boy skim]

How long till we can paint or when will it dry.
If I had a pound for everytime that question was asked.

i bet your be good at icing a cake

 

[matt01]

How do you get it so smooth or Do you mind if i watch so i can do it next time.
Thats when I think, 'you beauty' ka-ching $£$£$£

 

[beddy]

why are you wearing my wifes clothes?!

 

[flat boy skim]

why are you wearing my wifes clothes?!

is that what you say to the customer ste lol thats sik m8 :-X

 

[matt01]

;D That's a good one steve. Can you imagine

 

[flat boy skim]

i would like a pound for every time some one said ,that a really good job, thank you

 

[plaster man]

can u get off my wife please :-*

 

[beddy]

what do you think your doing, havent you got your own bath at home?!! and thats my wifes vibrator in your ass!

 

[Pug]

i would like a pound for every time some one said ,that a really good job, thank you

you'd nearly have enough to buy yourself a pint mate! ;D

 

[flat boy skim]

i would like a pound for every time some one said ,that a really good job, thank you

you'd nearly have enough to buy yourself a pint mate! ;D

got nothing yet puggy boy

 

[pftmonojetman]

Bit off topic i did a foreigner for a builder mate a few years back,bay window inside pulled the carpet back and guess what s**t load of polaroids of this geeze and his missus in various states of undress shall we say and other various poses did the job and left the photos on the window cill in a line. Ill bet he was gutted.My mate didnt say owt i got paid ;D

 

[spunky]

plasterers are on good money i bet

 

[flat boy skim]

plasterers are on good money i bet

or on crack ???

 

[beddy]

plasterers are on good money i bet

when did you leave emmerdale?!

 

[kebab king]

When i was working with f.b.s the customer said, i bet you taught him all he knows, i said na , he`d be better than he is now if i did that.

 

[PhilPlaster]

i would like a pound for every time some one said ,that a really good job, thank you

you'd be skint

 

[flat boy skim]

i would like a pound for every time some one said ,that a really good job, thank you

you'd be skint

:-*

 

[PhilPlaster]

i would like a pound for every time some one said ,that a really good job, thank you

you'd be skint

:-*

all in jest fella

 

[flat boy skim]

i would like a pound for every time some one said ,that a really good job, thank you

you'd be skint

:-*

all in jest fella

no way thats it




















;D

 

[PhilPlaster]

I did say in jest

 

[jord218]

Q. It must take you ages to learn plastering? A. Not sure! this is my first job on my own! What a picture thier poor little faces are. When you get paid say "thanks for letting me practice on your house".

 

[spunky]

the bird in the house usually comes in after youve first coated and goes oooooooooh that looks lovely, yep all done ;D

 

[flat boy skim]

the bird in the house usually comes in after youve first coated and goes oooooooooh that looks lovely, yep all done ;D

and also that say that wont take you long when u only have the first coat on lol

 

[spunky]

theres youre quick skim over love :

 

[flat boy skim]

theres youre quick skim over love :

are you a good plasterer spunk

 

[spunky]

no not really ;D

 

[kebab king]

Spunky im ruff, are you ruffer than me.

 

[spunky]

naaah i aint that sh1t ;D

 

[flat boy skim]

naaah i aint that sh1t ;D

 

[lewisricekrispy]

First coat on and not troweled off 'that looks so much better!' 'Shall I leave it like this then'

 

[kebab king]

naaah i aint that sh1t ;D

Good, cos ia reputation for being the roughest, do`nt want anyone taking 1st place.

 

[PhilPlaster]

naaah i aint that sh1t ;D

Good, cos ia reputation for being the roughest, do`nt want anyone taking 1st place.

Ive seen alot recently for council mate and I tell yer, you've got ALOT of competition

 

[kebab king]

As long as you not near me then Bruce i`ll be ok, i had a close shave when Carp was here.