Best plasterer in UK

[carys]

You even know what day it is lol

It cracker Jack!

 

[algeeman]

You even know what day it is lol

lol
don't know john mate
I seem to be celebrating something
no idea what though

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Mongrel like me then m8. I'm half cenarfon half angelsey

dearest mongrel you can get 2k she Cost, they are going for 3.5k now a days

 

[carys]

dearest mongrel you can get 2k she Cost, they are going for 3.5k now a days

Ye it bonkers to think ther not a pure breed designer dogs I should call them not a Mongrel. You can get a pure lab for 500 or a springer. Have you got a lab!

 

[MakeItSmooth]

a beautiful cuunt

You can’t beat a bit of bush!

Spoiler

 

[tapit]

The question isn’t who’s the best spread or whether or not you should or shouldn’t work on a Sunday ..... the real question is:

If @Cockney1 and @Kinkyboy stood side by side..... who could piss the furthest while creating the biggest shadow?

Me standing two feet behind them.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

The question isn’t who’s the best spread or whether or not you should or shouldn’t work on a Sunday ..... the real question is:

If @Cockney1 and @Kinkyboy stood side by side..... who could piss the furthest while creating the biggest shadow?

Me standing two feet behind them.

 

[carys]

You crack on carys

I will m8 I'm in my prime. Your in your 70s and you should take it easy!

 

[smoother09]

Guy called butch worked all over the world lives in Taunton about 102 can float the pants off anyone but probably dead now

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Guy called butch worked all over the world lives in Taunton about 102 can float the pants off anyone but probably dead now

Yeah, but did he have a sports van?

 

[Ktownsend]

Ye it bonkers to think ther not a pure breed designer dogs I should call them not a Mongrel. You can get a pure lab for 500 or a springer. Have you got a lab!

No you can't. Not at the minute anyway

 

[carys]

No you can't. Not at the minute anyway

O yes I can!

 

[Deleted member 49960]

Plastering is a mind game! So let's start a gauge!! You have to put it on first coat then give it a flatten, put on second coat lay it in, then at least give it 3 trowels!! X that by 3 more sets x that by 5/6 days for the best part of 35/40 years!! Now on the days your not skiming your floating and setting or rendering? Or laying floors!! Don't ask who the best plasterers are most are dead....

 

[John j]

Plastering is a mind game! So let's start a gauge!! You have to put it on first coat then give it a flatten, put on second coat lay it in, then at least give it 3 trowels!! X that by 3 more sets x that by 5/6 days for the best part of 35/40 years!! Now on the days your not skiming your floating and setting or rendering? Or laying floors!! Don't ask who the best plasterers are most are dead....

You just made me hate my job more

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Plastering is a mind game! So let's start a gauge!! You have to put it on first coat then give it a flatten, put on second coat lay it in, then at least give it 3 trowels!! X that by 3 more sets x that by 5/6 days for the best part of 35/40 years!! Now on the days your not skiming your floating and setting or rendering? Or laying floors!! Don't ask who the best plasterers are most are dead....

 

[Deleted member 49960]

Your A game would be my z game, I bet your spindly little wrists are made for one coating board!! Yo momma

 

[paulf]

Plastering is a mind game! So let's start a gauge!! You have to put it on first coat then give it a flatten, put on second coat lay it in, then at least give it 3 trowels!! X that by 3 more sets x that by 5/6 days for the best part of 35/40 years!! Now on the days your not skiming your floating and setting or rendering? Or laying floors!! Don't ask who the best plasterers are most are dead....

Giving that @essexandy was mentioned earlier in this thread, I now know why he's only 5ft 3.

 

[carys]

Your A game would be my z game, I bet your spindly little wrists are made for one coating board!! Yo momma

Giving that @essexandy was mentioned earlier in this thread, I now know why he's only 5ft 3.

il end the thread found the best plastrer in the world

 

[Casper]

Stock piling ready for the Brothels and strip clubs to re-open

Newsflash....... Sunday is just another day.

 

[Casper]

Yeah, but did he have a sports van?

No sportsvan= shite at your job.

 

[beader]

The best plasterers are the old school spreads hands down

How old qualifies as old school? ............Asking for an old friend .

 

[superspread]

How old qualifies as old school? ............Asking for an old friend .

55+

 

[Casper]

Over 50

 

[hector]

old colleague used to say to me, hector i may be the roughest plasterer in laings, but i am the richest

 

[Stewie03]

How old qualifies as old school? ............Asking for an old friend .

Good question I learnt from 2nd generation spreads whose old man was a retired spread and he would tell me all the stories of lime plastering lathing etc, which i never learnt if theres anybody I would want to learn from if I was to start all over again as a 17 year old would be @The Hobo he's done it all and has a ton of knowledge, i dont know everybody's way into the game but @essexandy and @Cockney1 have came from older generation spreads and any young lads working with them would be fortunate to learn from them also, age range I would say about 45+

 

[Kinkyboy]

Good question I learnt from 2nd generation spreads whose old man was a retired spread and he would tell me all the stories of lime plastering lathing etc, which i never learnt if theres anybody I would want to learn from if I was to start all over again as a 17 year old would be @The Hobo he's done it all and has a ton of knowledge, i dont know everybody's way into the game but @essexandy and @Cockney1 have came from older generation spreads and any young lads working with them would be fortunate to learn from them also, age range I would say about 45+

Get your tongue out of they arses ffs

 

[Kinkyboy]

Would you rather be the roughest but richest or the best but not the richest,I know which id go for

 

[Cockney1]

Good question I learnt from 2nd generation spreads whose old man was a retired spread and he would tell me all the stories of lime plastering lathing etc, which i never learnt if theres anybody I would want to learn from if I was to start all over again as a 17 year old would be @The Hobo he's done it all and has a ton of knowledge, i dont know everybody's way into the game but @essexandy and @Cockney1 have came from older generation spreads and any young lads working with them would be fortunate to learn from them also, age range I would say about 45+

 

[Retired Spread]

Mark Felix best spread in the UK......try telling him otherwise and he'd crack ye skull open with one of his grave diggers shovel hands

 

[Retired Spread]

Hes one of the decent spreads

I'm sure same was said about john j and looked what happened there......

 

[Dropsalot]

Thank you everyone for all your kind words..........finally recognition for all that I’ve done. Mum’s gonna be so proud.

 

[tapit]

old colleague used to say to me, hector your a miserable basta'rd but i like you.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

old colleague used to say to me, hector i may be the roughest plasterer in laings, but i am the richest

Was he camp as a row of tents, by any chance?

 

[loky11]

Don't want to be the best, I want to be the richest

 

[jamesthefirst]

Im the best in our cul de sac!