Anyone spread for the rich n' famous?

[Lastlaff]

I once did a plastering job for Moxey off Auf Wiedersehn Pet - ironic isn't it, him being a spread

 

[Vincey]

Only time I ever worked down London was this job ,was referred and very famous but I signed confidentiality agreement so can't say who's house it is

 

[Vincey]

I once did a plastering job for Moxey off Auf Wiedersehn Pet - ironic isn't it, him being a spread

Welcome to forum mate as well,good thread

 

[GypsumSnorter]

I plastered runner Lee McConnell`s gaff a few years ago. Lovely lass

 

[jamesthefirst]

Sade, she said I was a smooth operater.
Tommy cooper asked me how did I do that? I said just like that!
I gave John mcenroe the bill he said, you gotta be kidding me?!
Did some rendering for Alex Fergusson he asked what mix you using I said 4-4-2

 

[Lastlaff]

Only time I ever worked down London was this job ,was referred and very famous but I signed confidentiality agreement so can't say who's house it is
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London....nightmare parking! Did the little red car get a ticket? - its over the line

 

[A.plasterer]

Only time I ever worked down London was this job ,was referred and very famous but I signed confidentiality agreement so can't say who's house it is
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Hmmmm Mr. Bond I presume

 

[Lastlaff]

I plastered runner Lee McConnell`s gaff a few years ago. Lovely lass

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Is she the one that took a dump at the side of a race?

 

[Vincey]

Tell a lie ,been on London job at Chariton house as well,right snobby gits,only minor repair work, really posh in that place though,security was tight

 

[Vincey]

Hmmmm Mr. Bond I presume

No seriously I won't be able to say mate ,he would sue me

 

[GypsumSnorter]

Is she the one that took a dump at the side of a race?

Hahaha no mate I think that was Paula Radcliffe

 

[A.plasterer]

No seriously I won't be able to say mate ,he would sue me

Immediately I confirmed it was a male this was going to be easy .

 

[Vincey]

View attachment 14581 Immediately I confirmed it was a male this was going to be easy .

Well tbh there was female there as well

 

[Lastlaff]

Only time I ever worked down London was this job ,was referred and very famous but I signed confidentiality agreement so can't say who's house it is
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David Beckham house - I remember it...had to go and fix some shoddy plastering

 

[A.plasterer]

Well tbh there was female there as well

Counts out Elton john then.

 

[A.plasterer]

Well tbh there was female there as well

 

[Vincey]

David Beckham house - I remember it...had to go and fix some shoddy plastering

Oh ffs mate ,blurt it out why don't ya, on forum, stuffed now aren't I

 

[Vincey]

Ffs

 

[Lastlaff]

When Moxey answered the door I was expecting a scouser...what I got was a luvie with a plumb in his mouth - a right a posho! I even tried the blocked sinus joke with him...he wasn't impressed. He didn't even give me a visitors parking permit for the tranny...I got a ticket Auf f##cking Wiedersehen Moxey!

 

[Lastlaff]

Oh ffs mate ,blurt it out why don't ya, on forum, stuffed now aren't I
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Oh ffs mate ,blurt it out why don't ya, on forum, stuffed now aren't I
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Sorry mate. I've got some real crackers for your crap rendering thread - I don't mean your thread is crap, the render is, just got to work out how to upload/download/paste/copy...see, I haven't got a clue!

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

Only time I ever worked down London was this job ,was referred and very famous but I signed confidentiality agreement so can't say who's house it is
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thats the becks house aint it?

 

[Squarehead]

Did a job for Sir Christopher Evans, involved in cloning dolly the sheep and was in cash for honours scandal. We had to get finished by Christmas as Tony Bliar and Cherie were staying. Guy who taught me is a family friend and worked at Camillas house when Charlie was still married to Diana, said she was regular with cups of tea and very down to earth. Live a stone's throw from Kate Moss but no luck there yet.

 

[Vincey]

thats the becks house aint it?

Yes mate

 

[Formby plastering]

Two for me Leon osmond of everton house in Ormskirk and just recently u21 manager Michael beale Liverpool. There's quite a few footy players living around my way.

 

[roryston]

Brenda Rowe that woman who used to be on the news done loads for her

2 blokes from massive attack ironically there founder/manager was best man at my mum and dads wedding


Dropped some materials to a job and the house was owned by Kyle minoke

 

[superspread]

Only time I ever worked down London was this job ,was referred and very famous but I signed confidentiality agreement so can't say who's house it is
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That's Holland Park if I'm not mistaken ;-)

 

[superspread]

Only time I ever worked down London was this job ,was referred and very famous but I signed confidentiality agreement so can't say who's house it is
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You sure ? His one has got a garage, I worked in the roas last year

 

[Vincey]

You sure ? His one has got a garage, I worked in the roas last year

I got signed England shirt and invite to reunion concert mate,of course I'm sure

 

[superspread]

I got signed England shirt and invite to reunion concert mate,of

That told me

 

[Vincey]

 

[Lastlaff]

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Grrr...Beckham - fooked up my dog walking years ago

 

[theclemo]

I plastered my own house

 

[Dynamite-Kid]

I once did a plastering job for Moxey off Auf Wiedersehn Pet - ironic isn't it, him being a spread

I worked for Eric Clapton a few years back, we did his garage ceiling. His Supercar collection is ridiculous.

 

[jamesthefirst]

You wanna be famous don't ya Pete?

 

[duke163]

That's Holland Park if I'm not mistaken ;-)

We refurbed one in Holland Park in the early 90's for cash for a shady Chinese guy . He got robbed of 30+k wages he had in a tescos bag out the back in the Mews and just went and got some more !