Anyone free next week to jump on this job

[John j]

In Wakefield. . Just skimming . No s**t heads

 

[Topspread16]

In Wakefield. . Just skimming . No s**t heads

Rules me out

 

[bobski]

Ah f**k

All going well til the last.

 

[Monkey Boy]

@zombie wombie

 

[essexandy]

Surely no one is desperate enough to take this on?
Listening to utter drivel about sweetcorn and f**k**g gooseberries all day long.
They obviously don't want two shitheads on the job at the same time?

 

[John j]

Surely no one is desperate enough to take this on?
Listening to utter drivel about sweetcorn and f**k**g gooseberries all day long.
They obviously don't want two shitheads on the job at the same time?

There's more then 2 on this job.. ruined this house

 

[Cockney]

In Wakefield. . Just skimming . No s**t heads

Are digs supplied?

 

[essexandy]

Are digs supplied?

Actually that's one thing I'll say for John, the hotel he puts you up in and the kebabs, are excellent.
The company, not so much.

 

[paulf]

Are dogs supplied?

As many whippets as you can chase with a few ferrets thrown in and a go on the air rifle.
You'll get paid In batteries, you won't have any trouble with the security tags being a Cockney an all.

 

[Spitandpolish]

Are digs supplied?

He messaged something about a caravan and how you stole the last one.... so f**k knows mate.

 

[Cockney]

He messaged something about a caravan and how you stole the last one.... so f**k knows mate.

He’s a liar mate, I won that playing strip poker fair and square!

 

[paulf]

He’s a liar mate, I won that playing strip poker fair and square!

You turned up dressed like a jumble sale, 4 shirts, 6 T-shirts, 3 pairs of socks, 8 pairs of pants, 3 pairs trousers and 1 pair of Cuban heels.

 

[Cockney]

You turned up dressed like a jumble sale, 4 shirts, 6 T-shirts, 3 pairs of socks, 8 pairs of pants, 3 pairs trousers and 1 pair of Cuban heels.

No rules in strip poker.

@John j did have a family size bag of wotsits on him though.

 

[Topspread16]

No rules in strip poker.

@John j did have a family size bag of wotsits on him though.

That was just his chest hair.

 

[essexandy]

You turned up dressed like a jumble sale, 4 shirts, 6 T-shirts, 3 pairs of socks, 8 pairs of pants, 3 pairs trousers and 1 pair of Cuban heels.

That was when he left the C&A's changing rooms mate.

 

[Cockney]

That was when he left the C&A's changing rooms mate.

You’re showing your age there shorty! Lol

 

[essexandy]

You’re showing your age there shorty! Lol

Like you didn't know what C&A is straightaway.

 

[John j]

Are digs supplied?

Sleep on job but keep noise down as neighbours been crying . He just curtain twitching now after he stuck his chest out other day until big steve came to top of stairs . It's been pulled out fire now . Couple of council lads have helped me out. You might know em .

 

[John j]

That was just his chest hair.

Had shirt of today . Other lad said I look like a Highland cow hmmmmm .
Forgot how long it takes to get all little snots out ye chest hair .



You got hairs on ye chest yet boy .

Some work on next week had to squeeze a little job in

 

[Topspread16]

Had shirt of today . Other lad said I look like a Highland cow hmmmmm .
Forgot how long it takes to get all little snots out ye chest hair .



You got hairs on ye chest yet boy .

Some work on next week had to squeeze a little job in

Sold them to a ginger kid that was being bullied. Made him feel better

 

[Cockney]

Sleep on job but keep noise down as neighbours been crying . He just curtain twitching now after he stuck his chest out other day until big steve came to top of stairs . It's been pulled out fire now . Couple of council lads have helped me out. You might know em .

Jack & Danny?