Recent content by Spitandpolish

You've taken that too far,as always "Chirpo"..,, ... I would only ever use freshly stolen pint tumblers , ...as well you know !!!

Stop whinging you "total lift taker"................Stairs maketh the man.......not that you would know even the slighest thing about that ! :endesacuerdo:

Just kind of No he didn't.

How do you know ?

I bought some of that pink shite a while back... coated out a small bedroom prior to skimming....never again mate..... turned the room into a rubberised water den ....drying off walls befor I could even look at them ...F*****g carry on it was !!!!! :rolleyes:

Dear Uncle Andy My right sock has developed a rather anoying hole, right on the big toe tip it is and as you can imagine the discomfart this is causing me ... well .........can you please just share a tiny bit of your extensive darning experience mate.......hope is at hand ! In prematude and...

(y)

Is that you @Dollar .............

Facial experts.....Or so I've heard ......on the grapevine....so to speak ,, ;)

Kill Joy !!!! ... The poor c**t only wanted someone to talk to without any of the personal risk.....go and have a good old think to yourself about all the long term damage that you may,or not, have caused mate...... Very Unimpressed..., S&P

Speaketh the fool ! :rolleyes:

I'm betting here.....and I know that I could be wrong, it has been known....but a bet that your house is always "totally spotless" mate.......

Do now please shut the f**k up Chirpy old chap ..... the weight of the world my arse !!! :rolleyes:

Nope,...... why would you teach the usless to emulate you, in the vain hope that they will, one day, replace you, Makes no sense to me.