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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    New is, you know, better than "the old" mate ! Of course they are monkey boy, what shape do you see them as ?
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    How to clean k-rendered wall?

    That no fun mate ! Come on , spill it ! ;)
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    Insulating @ anyone ?

    Its the way of the world mate.
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    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    I don't blame you one bit , just be careful though mate ! Expect the unexpected (y)
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    Electric shock ⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️

    Is that you paying your Musi lab mate time and a half mate ?
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    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    The morale missed the last bus home after it was chucked out of the mini cab mate, so sad a sight it was mate !!! :confused:
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    That will save Zomex cutting his delicate little hands into ribbons with the Stanley mate ! :)
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    Well, progress is alive and well mate , good one ! (y)
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    And stop trying to show off too ! :inocente:
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    Perfect (y) Get a bit of very light sandpaper 1800 or wet and dry and send down the edge to kill its sharpness. Also kill its two edges and sand them. Good trick, use a one pound coin as a profile on the corners and cut them off with a stanley knife. You want it smooth for use ! :)
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    What size did you go for mate ?
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    How to clean k-rendered wall?

    Ffs, I'd compleatly forgotten that I have a patio ! I'm going to have to try and not wet it now ! Cheers (y)
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    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    You'll fit right in there H, a duck to water and all that ! Just don't venture into the "restricted area" whatever you do mate ! . :confused:
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    Whatever floats your boat mate ! :)
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    Give a 50/50 sbr coat then a full strength sbr leaving it overnight between coats. That should give you a fighting chance with regards to suction. You could try some extra time too, will stop you shitting your pants half way through ! :)
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    You should post a few pics of how it looks with the first coat mate ! I'd be happy to advise ! (y)
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    There's no such thing a a free lunch Zomex ! ;)
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    Electric shock ⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️

    Standing on wooden steps F*****g soaked in water though, years ago it was. Trying to take off a light above a sink. The drill bit got stuck in the box so I tried to remove it ! BOOM !!! Threw me right of the steps and into the opposite wall. I swear there was smoke ! Felt weird for a few days...
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    Plastering over fresh plaster

    And sounds like a pain killer !
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    Plastering over artex

    How much did you pay for that ?
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    Insulating @ anyone ?

    Your such a selfish little prick, I hope you get into it with him and he "sparks" you right out ! :mad:
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    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    Get a lawyer to send them a letter, get a good one too. You pay for clout in that game. 90% chance that the housing association will s**t their pants and sort it out forb you pronto as a matter of urgency .
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    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    Its his extensive Lambrini cellar that really shows his true nature mate, his extravagance seems to have zero limits ! :)
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    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    Glad to hear he's cut down mate, Lidl were rubbing their hands about that carry on !
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    Phone.

    Sure it was Vodafone I was on first . (y)
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    Plastering stair wall

    As standard !!! :inocente:
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    Rendering onto block and steel beam

    They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit ! :)
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    Plastering stair wall

    Fire island more like ! :confused:
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    Plastering stair wall

    You really need to stop taking advice from your " improver" Fred , the boys talking absolute pish ! ;)
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    Phone.

    I got my first one in 93, right flash c**t I was ! Still got the same number .
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    Plastering stair wall

    That's like being lost at sea.
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    Plastering stair wall

    You recon give it a soak first ?
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    Hi All PFT Ritmo L Plus Slimline for sale,

    Well said pal ! Cuts out the pish that does. Good luck with that (y)
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    Plastering stair wall

    No need to show off, again, baldy !!! ;)
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    Plastering stair wall

    Is that you in the kitchen Fred ? Have to hand that to you , your always at hand, ready for t.. a... f...... = £££££ Satan will be proud mate ! :tanguero:
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    Plastering stair wall

    Is the bin man there Fred ? Ffs , that c**t is everywhere these days !!! :confused:
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    Plastering stair wall

    Get a grinder and cut the protruding bricks back mate. Go face on and slice them, then bolster and mash hammer, job done. Dusty as f**k though so seal any doors with duct tape, well worth that effort in the long run . (y)
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    Removing dot and dabs

    Hammer and bolster as basic , and a full set off b*ll***s too. What is your line of work mate ?
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    Plastering over wet room tanking fluid

    Yes mate, there's quite a few . Is there a cheeky prick here ? Only the one sir, you ! :)
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    Rendering onto block and steel beam

    That I doubt .
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    Rendering onto block and steel beam

    Betrukene hure . :)
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    Rendering onto block and steel beam

    Your own semen mate ?
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    Hello everyone

    :confused:
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    Hello everyone

    Felt nowt ! :cool:
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