Yer Da` sells Avon...

[GypsumSnorter]

Dunno if this is just a Scottish/Lanarkshire thing but the wee man (he`s 12) came home from school the other day saying it.

Kids these days lol - what stuff do your lot come out with?

 

[Natwasere]

Wtf does it mean?

 

[Fatarm]

Your father sells Avon...as in the cosmetics.

 

[Formby plastering]

Avon as in the catalogue haha
My sons two and calls everyone a ballbag

 

[Marshy]

Yer Da shags my mum. Bit embarrassing in front of the other kids parents at after school club

 

[Fatarm]

 

[Pagey]

That is quite funny, I said to my boy other day G** boys say what, he looked all shocked and said how do you know we say that at school your too old to know that, I think that was around for many moons before I was saying it at school

 

[Danny]

lol

your mums so fat jokes were all the rage when i was a kid

 

[uni-king]

lol

your mums so fat jokes were all the rage when i was a kid

There was out wen I was in high school aswell..lroper remember them bursting on the scene think it was Eddie Murphy who started the trend

 

[Pug]

11yr old daughter has started calling people she doesn't like "trump."

 

[Danny]

11yr old daughter has started calling people she doesn't like "trump."

thats quite funny... but dont really see it as an insult

 

[Danny]

There was out wen I was in high school aswell..lroper remember them bursting on the scene think it was Eddie Murphy who started the trend

like fashion I suppose it always comes back round

 

[Pug]

thats quite funny... but dont really see it as an insult

I fecking do

 

[GrantyBoy]

11yr old daughter has started calling people she doesn't like "trump."

She should call them Hillary, instead!

 

[paulf]

Yer maw/da your in ma territory. I'm in the east now, with its "you'll have had your dinner" attitude.

 

[Gibbo]

When i was at school anyone you didnt like was called a c**t

 

[roryston]

I took the dogs out with little one the other night, said to my misses as I left "i won't be long love, i wants to have a shower when i get home then you can suck my cock"

Little one herd me say it and Sid "yeah mum you can suck my wee wee's tonight too"

 

[Clutch & Tap]

My two are 7 & 10 and their favorite word is .....MENTAL..

 

[Danny]

I took the dogs out with little one the other night, said to my misses as I left "i won't be long love, i wants to have a shower when i get home then you can suck my cock"

Little one herd me say it and Sid "yeah mum you can suck my wee wee's tonight too"

lol

 

[Fatarm]

@GypsumSnorter..

 

[Danny]

@GypsumSnorter..

 

[ChrispyUK]

This crap takes me back!

"Were you born with happiness?"
To which as a young kid you always say "no", thinking its a trick question.
"Ha ha ha, so you got no dick then!"

Hapenis

 

[ChrispyUK]

Or or or

"Did you the Gays say no show last night?"
"No"

 

[stuart23]

When i was at school anyone you didnt like was called a c**t

I'm in Scotland and anyone you like here is called a c**t also lol

 

[Danny]

Ny mate pete says that he beleives everyone is a c**t unless otherwise proven... he is much happier person now

 

[aspotofbother]

Ny mate pete says that he beleives everyone is a c**t unless otherwise proven... he is much happier person now

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[duke163]

Ny mate pete says that he beleives everyone is a c**t unless otherwise proven... he is much happier person now

My brother on women " They're all c#nts just with different haircuts "

 

[Pug]

My brother on women " They're all c#nts just with different haircuts "

"Snakes with tits" is my favourite.

 

[duke163]

"Snakes with tits" is my favourite.

Liked without buttons !

 

[Gibbo]

Or all bummers are deaf said really quiet

 

[Pug]

Pardon?

 

[duke163]

Are you a benny tied up ?

 

[Danny]

My brother on women " They're all c#nts just with different haircuts "

yup