Working with my chimp

[Andy g]

He's back telling me im s**t at plastering
Telling me to try drugs
Telling me to not have cup of tea
Have a beer u dead bum
He never say anything good to me like u payed mortgage off or how I nursed someone when they had the c, 3 times,I said chimp f**k off at least I've got a big cock chimp say but u have not , her all way right ,he on my should and will not go away

 

[lurpak]

 

[beader]

 

[Burt Reynolds]

Honestly I f**k**g love this guy now his posts are getting good

 

[Andy g]

Honestly I f**k**g love this guy now his posts are getting good

Chimp seem to have gone away ,not drinking to night, it nice when he is not here
He a bad chimp putting me down all the time. Don't think the chimp likes women because he do not show himself when I talk to a woman, thing he is waiting for me when I start plastering

 

[John j]

Honestly I f**k**g love this guy now his posts are getting good

Yeah ............what does it mean

 

[John j]

Top man

 

[paulf]

Chimp seem to have gone away ,not drinking to night, it nice when he is not here
He a bad chimp putting me down all the time. Don't think the chimp likes women because he do not show himself when I talk to a woman, thing he is waiting for me when I start plastering

You've got monkeypox.

 

[lurpak]

Chimp seem to have gone away ,not drinking to night, it nice when he is not here
He a bad chimp putting me down all the time. Don't think the chimp likes women because he do not show himself when I talk to a woman, thing he is waiting for me when I start plastering

u f**k*r u got me laughing

 

[Burt Reynolds]

Chimp seem to have gone away ,not drinking to night, it nice when he is not here
He a bad chimp putting me down all the time. Don't think the chimp likes women because he do not show himself when I talk to a woman, thing he is waiting for me when I start plastering

Mate this guy is a schizophrenic lol I love it

 

[stuart23]

I know this is a wind up thread but what he says is true, most plasterers work by themselves so it’s just them and there thoughts all day so you can see how depression could kick in.

 

[beader]

Chimp seem to have gone away ,not drinking to night, it nice when he is not here
He a bad chimp putting me down all the time. Don't think the chimp likes women because he do not show himself when I talk to a woman, thing he is waiting for me when I start plastering

Go to work in a dress...that may fool your chimp ya chump. you are welcome.

 

[lurpak]

Is ths it

 

[Smudger1]

Is ths it

Only thing missing there is a drone strike !

 

[Andy g]

Chimp back again say I am a s**t plasterer wish I could see him

 

[Tinytom]

Chimp back again say I am a s**t plasterer wish I could see him

You might be a shite plasterer but you are tpf hero, asuwere caaaaaaaant

 

[paulf]

Chimp back again say I am a s**t plasterer wish I could see him

 

[Andy g]

Your f**k sick mate asuwere

 

[Andy g]

Chimp seem to have gone away ,not drinking to night, it nice when he is not here
He a bad chimp putting me down all the time. Don't think the chimp likes women because he do not show himself when I talk to a woman, thing he is waiting for me when I start plastering

Chimp till me not to have a gauge and go to pub I cannot fight the chimp, y is he here today , he has been away for a bit now he back, o f**k

 

[Andy g]

chimp said to me that what I want to do to u ,he's won the battle but the the war

 

[paulf]

chimp said to me that what I want to do to u ,he's won the battle but the the war

 

[Andy g]

Funny in pub on 4th pint sat in corner with chimp

 

[lurpak]

Funny in pub on 4th pint sat in corner with chimp

Chimp might lighten up after a few beers

 

[beader]

Funny in pub on 4th pint sat in corner with chimp

Why don't you try and get off with him.

 

[carys]

Funny in pub on 4th pint sat in corner with chimp

Give

Funny in pub on 4th pint sat in corner with chimp

give him a banana milk shake keep him quiet

 

[chuckie]

Funny in pub on 4th pint sat in corner with chimp

Is he your labourer mate...could be your own fault for paying him peanuts..

 

[ChrispyUK]

Funny in pub on 4th pint sat in corner with chimp

Make sure he buys a round!

 

[paulf]

Chimp might lighten up after a few beers

He'll be rolling about the floor fighting himself.

 

[paulf]

Make sure he buys a round!

"Two banana daiquiri's, one from me and one for the chimp" cue bemused look from the barman.

 

[Andy g]

Why don't you try and get off with him.

b*ll***s

 

[paulf]

b*ll***s

 

[Formby plastering]

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