Vans in Manchester

[superspread]

Some people enjoy cheapness. They can’t help themselves. Hoarding a few Bob! What’s the f**k**g point in that


Totally agree casper, it’s an illness being tight

 

[Casper]

I f**k**g hate the word “budget”

 

[Monkey Boy]

I f**k**g hate wearing budgie smugglers

 

[superspread]

I f**k**g hate the word “budget”

Winds me right up

 

[jamesthefirst]

I f**k**g hate the word “budget”

Yea but there will be more work for you in the future after you’ve done this patch!

 

[limeplastering]

Some people enjoy cheapness. They can’t help themselves. Hoarding a few Bob! What’s the f**k**g point in that

you lease your van mate ITS NOT YOURS

 

[limeplastering]

if you can’t treat yourself at my age we might as well pack
It all in

If your idea of treating yourself is a van you must be a wild man.
Sport vans are for 3 types of people
1 - gypo
2 - mid life crisis
3 - virgin
Or of course you could be a virgin gypo having a mid life crisis

 

[Casper]

Imagine living with a tightwad!!!! Like limey

you lease your van mate ITS NOT YOURS

listen up mate. IF I want to buy it at ANY time all I need to do is sell it to my missus and buy it off her! Simples

 

[superspread]

If your idea of treating yourself is a van you must be a wild man.
Sport vans are for 3 types of people
1 - gypo
2 - mid life crisis
3 - virgin
Or of course you could be a virgin gypo having a mid life crisis

I haven’t got a sports van dippy bol locks

 

[essexandy]

I haven’t got a sports van dippy bol locks

How's the midlife crisis going you gypo?

 

[superspread]

How's the midlife crisis going you gypo?

In the middle of growing a pony tail as we speak

 

[essexandy]

In the middle of growing a pony tail as we speak

You'll look the b*ll***s mate. Well something like that.

 

[Casper]

In the middle of growing a pony tail as we speak

My little pony! Nice

 

[superspread]

My little pony! Nice

You know what they say? Under every pony tail there’s an arse hole

 

[superspread]

My little pony! Nice

As if!!!

 

[superspread]

You'll look the b*ll***s mate. Well something like that.

Yea I know I will , leather jacket , might get a Harley too

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Yea I know I will , leather jacket , might get a Harley too

Don't forget your cowboy boots and your DVD box set of Jimmy Nail!

 

[superspread]

If your idea of treating yourself is a van you must be a wild man.
Sport vans are for 3 types of people
1 - gypo
2 - mid life crisis
3 - virgin
Or of course you could be a virgin gypo having a mid life crisis

Not wild but just got a loads of money

 

[Casper]

Yea I know I will , leather jacket , might get a Harley too

Whit the f**k!!! Superchufter

 

[superspread]

Whit the f**k!!! Superchufter

Oh f**k off cas I’m geezer ain’t I

 

[BryanJ]

Hey, it gets me from A to B

What do you do, if the place you got to work starts with a C ?

 

[essexandy]

You know what they say? Under every pony tail there’s an arse hole

I was thinking that, but I don't like to offend people.

 

[Stewie03]

In the middle of growing a pony tail as we speak

@Casper wishes he could grow one

 

[Casper]

What do you do, if the place you got to work starts with a C ?

I think you start wi a F*****g C

 

[superspread]

I was thinking that, but I don't like to offend people.

Don’t normally stop ya