Trousers for phat legs

[Square]

I'm ashamed to say that this is my first post on here...

I'm a short arse with big thighs, big arse and a not so big waist. My current gripe is that I can't find any decent work trousers that are small enough at the waist, that I can also bend over in. Where do rugby playing umpah-loompas buy their trousers these days? Ideally with external pockets and knee pads.

 

[Stewie03]

@JessThePlasterer

 

[Retired Spread]

@essexandy

 

[John j]

I'm ashamed to say that this is my first post on here...

I'm a short arse with big thighs, big arse and a not so big waist. My current gripe is that I can't find any decent work trousers that are small enough at the waist, that I can also bend over in. Where do rugby playing umpah-loompas buy their trousers these days? Ideally with external pockets and knee pads.

Get some joggers . Work trousers are uncomfortable anyway. For dick head sparkies and plumbers

 

[Casper]

Get some joggers . Work trousers are uncomfortable anyway. For dick head sparkies and plumbers

I’ve been wearing Mountan Equipment comici trousers for years. Very light weight, strong and not in the least trampish like joggers. Not cheap though so peasants needn’t bother.

 

[Stevieo]

@JessThePlasterer

Beat me to it but even so.

@JessThePlasterer

 

[John j]

I’ve been wearing Mountan Equipment comici trousers for years. Very light weight, strong and not in the least trampish like joggers. Not cheap though so peasants needn’t bother.

Don't care if you wore a gucci suit ye beeds still be out

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Don't care if you wore a gucci suit ye beeds still be out

Still.... better his beads out than his builder's cleavage out!

 

[Casper]

Don't care if you wore a gucci suit ye beeds still be out

As long as I do t in style. That’s all that matters to me lad

 

[John j]

As long as I do t in style. That’s all that matters to me lad

There's more style in spagetti

 

[essexandy]

I'm ashamed to say that this is my first post on here...

I'm a short arse with big thighs, big arse and a not so big waist. My current gripe is that I can't find any decent work trousers that are small enough at the waist, that I can also bend over in. Where do rugby playing umpah-loompas buy their trousers these days? Ideally with external pockets and knee pads.

Snickers work trousers come in all different sizes and lengths.
Expensive but very hard wearing, I wear them for screeding.

 

[Deleted member 49960]

Snickers work trousers come in all different sizes and lengths.
Expensive but very hard wearing, I wear them for screeding.

Do they do them in a 12 inch inside leg now then buddy ??

 

[essexandy]

Do they do them in a 12 inch inside leg now then buddy ??

I'm not sure about 12 inch, but they definitely do 14inch.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

I'm not sure about 12 inch, but they definitely do 14inch.

Ahh, the platform heel version?

 

[Casper]

There's more style in spagetti

I’ve seen your clobber. Straight oot of Tk max

 

[John j]

I’ve seen your clobber. Straight oot of Tk max

I was up bonnie Scotland other day. Didn't think fila was still going

 

[MakeItSmooth]

I was up bonnie Scotland other day. Didn't think fila was still going

poppers?

 

[Casper]

I was up bonnie Scotland other day. Didn't think fila was still going

Whereaboots were ye

 

[John j]

Whereaboots were ye

Edinburgh . Came to educate you all but gave up and went zoo and had better luck with monkeys

 

[Casper]

Edinburgh . Came to educate you all but gave up and went zoo and had better luck with monkeys

We’re you in the Yorkshireman enclosure?

 

[John j]

We’re you in the Yorkshireman enclosure?

Was like going back in time with all restrictions . Had to buy a mask to get in. All pay by card

 

[Monkey Boy]

Edinburgh . Came to educate you all but gave up and went zoo and had better luck with monkeys

 

[ChrispyUK]

Was like going back in time with all restrictions . Had to buy a mask to get in. All pay by card

Fook that

 

[John j]

Fook that

We were in que and wife said are restrictions still in up here as everyone has a mask on .
I said no there not masks just all ugly c**ts

 

[Casper]

The lesser spotted ginger yorkshireman. I’d pay good money to see that rare specimen

 

[MakeItSmooth]

The lesser spotted ginger yorkshireman. I’d pay good money to see that rare specimen in the nude

 

[John j]

The lesser spotted ginger yorkshireman. I’d pay good money to see that rare specimen

You couldn't afford to meet me

 

[Casper]

You couldn't afford to meet me

Funky gibbon

 

[Casper]

Albino yeti ?

 

[Monkey Boy]

Funky gibbon

 

[ChrispyUK]

Funky gibbon

We are here to show you how,

Ooh ooh ooh

 

[Square]

poppers?

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Is that a bloke or a bird? I'm not sure whether to get excited or not...