Tool Inventions

[Marshy]

Sorry mate didnt mean to dislike am sat sqinting at phone screen in the pub waiting for my roast dinner drinking lancaster bomber :RpS_thumbup:

 

[xyzplasterer]

Here's one I invented earlier :RpS_thumbup:

Recognise that face? Olicans misus isn't it?

 

[scottie5]

i'm working on a slightly concave handboard. like a lazy "y" shape in profile if you see what i mean. and a luminous plaster,similar to magnetic plaster, but it will save on energy costs.

Too late with the concave hawk my magnesium mt has been like that for ages its like an upside down umbrella. Have no idea why I wash it twice a month with the estwing lath hammer brush.

 

[puddove]

I've invented nowt but can proudly boast to be able to open bottles of beer using any of my tools as a bottle opener :RpS_thumbup:

rubber mallet...........:RpS_lol: marshy :RpS_laugh::RpS_thumbsup:

 

[Marshy]

rubber mallet...........:RpS_lol: marshy :RpS_laugh::RpS_thumbsup:

Ask @SpankySouthport over my beer bottle opening skills :RpS_laugh:

 

[northyskim]

what about inventing a grit for fresh plasterboard be a right big seller hahahah:flapper:

 

[scottie5]

what about inventing a grit for fresh plasterboard be a right big seller hahahah:flapper:

Any thoughts on a brand name?.
Hows about 'The Complete Tit Half Wit Grit' for when your in the sh!t.

 

[Fatarm]

:RpS_laugh:

 

[Fatarm]

Gonna go one better here....how about a pre gritted plasterboard?:RpS_unsure:

 

[scottie5]

Genius.
what about pre rendered celcons.

 

[scottie5]

Gonna go one better here....how about a pre gritted plasterboard?:RpS_unsure:

Maybe BG may develop some kind of a board which you could skim straight on to, or is that a bit too science fiction.

 

[beddy]

What about Pre dashed concrete panels for garages

 

[Fatarm]

Skim straight onto board...pmsl

 

[beddy]

Dont nick it you cunnt

 

[Fatarm]

Copyright it steve.....quickstyle...:-0

 

[kennif]

My daughter invented a gizmo she named the blade runner, it was white so she sold the idea to BG for half a pack of wotsits and a peppa pig magazine. If your lucky you can still get them in certain skips

 

[northyskim]

all jokes aside i really do think the plastering world has reached its max on gadgets

so many diffrent things on the market and they all do the same thing