Tips

[fhplastering]

Always keep clean and tidy

 

[beader]

Thanks for that.:RpS_mellow:

 

[Fatarm]

Don't run with your hands in your pockets:RpS_thumbup:

 

[ELplastering123]

dont get plaster in your eye

 

[Wezly]

Dont eat yellow snow :RpS_thumbup:

 

[carlos]

Don't wipe your ass on a broken bottle.....:RpS_thumbup:

 

[jackom]

dont piss into the wind

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

Dont plaster for 60 a day

 

[NPS]

dont get caught in the sis in laws knicker draw

 

[CTPlastering]

Don't get caught with the blokeys wife ! ! !

 

[clayplasterman]

dont get caught in the sis in laws knicker draw

You keep on about this Ian have YOU been caught before mmm :RpS_sneaky::RpS_blushing:

 

[jamesthefirst]

Dont buy the missus iron for chrimbo!!

 

[Wezly]

Measure twice, cut once.

 

[lucius]

That was such a **** thread

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

But you still read it and contributed.
Tip. Dont read **** threads

 

[Curry]

When you walk look out for dog ****

 

[DuffMcKaganIsClass]

Dont party naked cause **** happens

 

[NPS]

You keep on about this Ian have YOU been caught before mmm :RpS_sneaky::RpS_blushing:

nope but im gonna have to stop it soon because she'll have none left:RpS_biggrin:

 

[bubbles65]

Don't stare at the sun
And when you take the dog for a walk and don't wanna pick it's sh1t up, take a small bag of sand and make out you've done your bit for society (this only works if the dog nips one off in long-ish grass):RpS_thumbup:

 

[gooner59]

always wear clean underwear in case you have an accident out and need to be taken to hospital, that means no skids lol........

 

[lucius]

But you still read it and contributed.
Tip. Dont read **** threads[/QUOTE
We had this thread not that long ago thats why it ****, and i thought i was the only one with Alzeimers.

 

[marshall]

Dont buy the missus iron for chrimbo!!

You will have to do your own ironing then.

 

[Builderboi]

Wash your willy

 

[NPS]

wash it? why? what ya gonna do in between troweling up if youv no cheese to peel off?

 

[Builderboi]

Just pick your arse and scratch and sniff... Durrrrr

 

[marshall]

A good tip, prior planning prevents piss poor performance :RpS_biggrin:

 

[raggles]

Never nominate the pink and then go for the brown cos it can totally ruin the game :RpS_thumbup:

 

[marshall]

That's one of the funniest things I have read on here

 

[SpankySouthport]

That's one of the funniest things I have read on here

Let's be honest her though you have only ever had the 1 chose :flapper:

 

[marshall]

Let's be honest her though you have only ever had the 1 chose :flapper:

I get both choices from my girlfriend :RpS_lol:
on another note, you could learn to type correctly on a forum that anyone can read.

 

[safco]

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

 

[scottie5]

If in doubt always use the smell test.

 

[adapt]

Never rub another man's rhubarb

 

[mikeadams1985]

Don't scratch your arse with broken bottles

 

[mikeadams1985]

Always charge ya batteries the night before!! Now sat here on a job waiting for my drill to charge. Ffs