Sunday wankers

Done a site visit/quote this morning, Off to finish some chimney liner/cowls now, got rained/washed off the roof on Friday, and need the ladders for Monday. Then invoices and paperwork this evening, fckn 7-day weeks now till Christmas.
 
Pah! This is me and Si! :ROFLMAO:

‘You don’t know!!’

‘Know more than you!’

‘I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know!!’

‘You couldn’t make a cheese sandwich out of everything you know!!!’










The days just fly by :numberone:

Had an argument with an ex years ago ...she told me with a straight face that she knows a lot about most things.

Stupid fat lesbian.
 
Done about 6 hrs of hacking of plaster and pulling ceilings down, house almost gutted.
Was hoping to have Saturday on it, but ended up putting another day in on a bathroom job in doing.
Sunday wankers
 
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Surely you must have noticed she was fat before the split ! She was obviously a lesbian though !
Well no. She wanted to shag me so I didn't notice.

As the relationship progressed And I liked her less, I noticed her fatness more.

When I suggested that I'd like her more if she ate less chips and went to the gym a bit, she got all girly on me and said I shouldn't call her fat.

Women eh?

Then we split up and I realised that she was also a lesbian.
 
Well no. She wanted to shag me so I didn't notice.

As the relationship progressed And I liked her less, I noticed her fatness more.

When I suggested that I'd like her more if she ate less chips and went to the gym a bit, she got all girly on me and said I shouldn't call her fat.

Women eh?

Then we split up and I realised that she was also a lesbian.


F.U.C.K.I.N.G. E.H.
 
Well no. She wanted to shag me so I didn't notice.

As the relationship progressed And I liked her less, I noticed her fatness more.

When I suggested that I'd like her more if she ate less chips and went to the gym a bit, she got all girly on me and said I shouldn't call her fat.

Women eh?

Then we split up and I realised that she was also a lesbian.
How could she be a lesbian if she wanted to shag you ? You must have turned her ! :inocente:
 
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